Thanksgiving Day Viewer’s Guide

If you’re like us “avoid extended family” comes right after “get wine drunk” and “eat yourself comatose” on the annual list of Thanksgiving to-dos. We’ve found that pretending to be engrossed in televised sports keeps you out of the AK-47 spray of your Uncle Bob’s fanatical anti-Obama rants and Aunt Linda’s “roommate’s” extended dance mix…

Weekend Viewer’s Guide – November 23-24

Saturday, November 23rd 12:00PM EST The Citadel at Clemson (-40) Money Line: The Citadel +60,000 Clemson -300,000 Over/Under: 69   WHO YOU SHOULD CHEER FOR:  I’d say Citadel for the upset, but I’m still not too jazzed about what went down in The Lords of Discipline by Pat Conroy. WHAT YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR BOOKIE: …

The Worst Fans In Sports

There are two sure things in this world: morons posting unwanted political opinions on Facebook and announcers constantly discussing which cities have the most passionate and knowledgeable fans in sports. Be it Yankee or Cardinal fans for baseball, Red Wing or Montreal fans for hockey, Knick or Celtic fans for basketball, southeastern schools for college…

Frank Happens

  Look, we’re not here to tell you what to do with your money, but if you’re not hiring international superstar Frank FUCKING Stallone to play your New Year’s Eve party you’re exactly the empty vessel all of your ex-girlfriends say you are. From eBay: “HE CAN’T DECIDE WHERE TO CLOSE OUT 2013….(sic)THE WINNING BIDDER…