2013-2014 Bowl Preview Part 2: The Quest for 35-0

Sure, you could watch the New Year’s Day games without reading part two of this guide, but then you’d have to carry the regret with you for the rest of your days. Don’t saddle your family with an even bigger burden, read these words.   JAN 1 12:00PM TAXSLAYER.COM GATOR BOWL Nebraska vs #22 Georgia…

Grading Santa

It’s that magical time of year.  It’s the time of giving.  It’s the time of caring.  It’s the time of endless children’s Christmas specials on the boob tube.  From Alvin and the Chipmunks to Sesame Street, the common thread is the big man in red.  When people think Santa Claus, they think jolly.  When television…

2013-2014 Bowl Preview Part 1: The Quest for 35-0

  The next few weeks will bring many things:  joy, presents, pain, awful family member encounters, an extra inch or two on the waistline and, if you follow this guide, an excuse to watch approximately 122.5 hours of football.  Here’s the answer key.   DEC 21 2:00PM EST GILDAN NEW MEXICO BOWL Washington State (-4.5)…

Revisiting the Greatest Television Moment of the 20th Century – A Running Diary of A Very Brady Christmas

On December 18, 1988, 39 percent of American televisions in use watched “A Very Brady Christmas.”  The holiday special navigated a journey of divorce, deception, unemployment and, with a little help from Christmas magic, bad-fashion and porn-star mustaches, turned it into a feel-good story for the ages.  For reasons unknown, the movie has become largely…

Weekend Viewer’s Guide – December 13th-15th

  You have a few choices this weekend:  dress like some turd from Dickensian London and go caroling, go to the mall, or order those presents on Amazon, follow this guide, become rich, and live like the baller you always aspired to be.   Friday, December 13th NBA 8:00PM EST Lakers at Thunder (-13) Money…

The Baller Lifestyle Podcast Ep. 3

The one in which Brian and Ed get deep on topics like movie theater lungers, suicide by annoying girlfriend, which state has the biggest cock and the holiday classic A Very Brady Christmas. Have a listen. Tell a friend. Leave a comment. Be a pal. Mow our lawn. Buy us a shot. Become a Jehovah’s…

Weekend Viewer’s Guide –December 6th-8th

‘Tis the season of giving.  We at TheBallerLifestyle.com are about to give you the blueprint for your weekend.  All we ask in return is that you do not quote your favorite lines of Christmas Vacation for the rest of the year.  We get it.  You love the movie.  Everyone does.  But nobody enjoys your quotes. …