Weekend Viewer’s Guide – October 31-November 2

A perfect 4-0 on college football last week, including coming close to nailing each score exactly. 0-2 in the NFL. My conclusion – Roger Goodell is a jerk. Here’s what to watch, who to cheer for, and what to tell your bookie. Friday, October 31st 6:00PM Worst People on Halloween People Giving Out Raisins (-30,000)…

Weekend Viewer’s Guide – October 24-26

Friday, October 24th 10:00PM EST #6 Oregon (-17.5) at Cal Over/Under: 79 FAMOUS ALUMNI: Oregon – Phil Knight, Dan Fouts, Chuck Palahniuk, Kaitlin Olsen, Ty Burrell, Ahmad Rashad Cal – George Takei, Steve Wozniak, Aaron Rodgers, Gregory Peck, Bill Bixby, Marshawn Lynch WHO WINS THE MASCOT BATTLE: Quack, quack.  Dead.  BEARS WHO YOU SHOULD CHEER…

#FanceeSex: Sex and Relationships

Send your sex and relationship questions to FanceeSex@theballerlifestyle.com, and Brian (@BrianBeckner) and Cate (@FanceeSauce) will answer them here.     Rebber emails: Besides Lenny Kravitz, what musician puts out the best albums I could listen to while pounding out my girlfriend for hours? Please don’t say Enya. Brian: Good question, Rebber. And nice job on “pounding”…

Your Friends Are Assholes, Charlie Brown!

For the past 48 years, America has watched Charles M. Schultz’s It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.  Ask people about it and they’ll use words like “heartwarming,” “charming,” or “traditional.”  The word they should be using is “horrifying.”  Anyone that can separate from their six-year old self will look at this group of deplorable people and…

The Worst Guy on Earth

In the internet age, hyperbole rules the day.  The Instagrammed meal someone posted isn’t just good, it’s the greatest thing you could ever eat.  The movie that someone is tweeting about isn’t so-so, it’s the worst movie ever made.  The comedian your Facebook friend just saw wasn’t pretty funny, she was hilarious.  Out with lower-case letters and…

Weekend Viewer’s Guide – October 16-19

Here’s what to watch, who to cheer for, and what to tell your bookie this weekend. Thursday, October 16th 8:25PM EST New York Jets at New England Patriots (-10) Over/Under: 46 FAMOUS NATIVE CITIZENS: New York – Teddy Roosevelt, David Duchovny, Rosie Perez, Liv Tyler, Peter Falk, Adam Sandler, Jay Z, Lena Dunham, Christian Slater,…