Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Week 4

Trouble in Dramadise We pick up right where we left off last week, with JJ taunting Joe. I think JJ wants Joe to punch him so he’ll get kicked off the show but Jared, in typical Jared fashion, tells JJ to back off.  Joe then throws Samantha under the bus in an interview, saying that…

Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Week 3

Rose Before Bros We pick up where we left off with Clare having a meltdown outside during the rose ceremony and Chris Harrison consoling/telling her to get her shit together. I just heard that Chris Harrsion gets paid $100,000 per episode to do this. Let that sink in. I also feel like he knows Clare…

Five More NFL QBs That Deserve to Be Punched in the Face

In the wake of New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith being sidelined indefinitely by an unfortunate face punching incident, it’s important to note that there are several more NFL QBs who are equally deserving of a knuckle sandwich. 5.  Philip Rivers When he’s not mishandling a snap, taking a delay of game penalty or producing…

Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Week 2

Where There are Tears There’s an Ashley or a Clare This week it’s the women’s turn to hand out the roses. The dynamic is fascinating when the tables are turned and the men no longer have the power. Not surprisingly they all start to behave in a way that could be described as very “female.”…

Grading The GOP Debate Hairstyles

The GOP finally held its first presidential debate, and if the next President of the United States is going to come from this group there’s a really good chance that he will have terrible hair. Let’s see the final tally. 10.  Donald Trump Sure, he’s an easy target, but there’s a reason for that. His…

Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Episodes 1 & 2

BACK IN PARADISE BUT NOT FOR LONG The show opens with a barefoot Chris Harrison being corny as usual with comments like, “toes in the sand, cold drink in the hand.” This is going to be great. Here are the arrivals person by person: Jade: She arrives first and immediately becomes the hottest female commodity. Guys…