The Women Tell All Shit Show

This is mostly a clip show and doesn’t advance the actual story so I’ll just give you the highlights.

All the girls you’d completely forgotten about were back, like Lace.

Leah says she and Lauren B. are all good now, after she back-stabbed her on the show. Uh huh.

“Being a mom is my jam.” –  Amanda

Lauren H. brought her chicken, Sheila, which flapped around a bit but mostly perched on her lap. 

Chris Harrison give Jubilee a “you’re good enough” pep talk and some of the women accused Jubes of bragging about being the only “full black girl” to go this far. 

Jamie had her boobs out and attempted to get as much camera time as she could. She’ll wind up on Bachelor in Paradise for sure.

The girls all gang up on Olivia, who reveals she was bullied severely as a child and was now being bullied on social media. 

The Twins still have beef with Olivia, she apologizes to all the girls on the show who felt wronged by her.

Chris Harrison asks Lace to go on Paradise. Of course she’ll go. 

Some guy has a tattoo of Lace on his side which he shows to her after taking his shirt off. This cannot be real.

Caila is dragged on stage and made to watch her flashback reel with Ben, including the recent break up, which she’d never watched before and seemed like she was not over it at all, whispering her answers to Chris Harrison. 

Chris Harrison is practically salivating over Caila still being in emotional pain over Ben, he loves it.

Ben comes out and and says he’s more in love than he’s ever been and “would marry that woman tomorrow if I could.”

If Caila is named the next Bachelorette I’m boycotting.