EP. 162: Footy McFooty Face

Brian and Ed announce a new contest for listeners then discuss Brian’s old ass car and how pianos are bullshit. Ed not only doesn’t use emojis but often can’t even make out what they are. They guys also talk about Brian’s snake encounter, a cuck’s email, the great Paul Lynde, a coach who put his…

EP. 161: Big Ass Chicken

Brian and Ed remember Chuck Berry, review Get Out, talk about Jim Nantz’s tie and how Shaq thinks the earth is flat, deez nuts, the confederacy, drunk teachers, poopy airline blankets, Ellen, Artie Lange’s arrest (and hair), Tom Brady’s jersey, Robert Blake’s marriage and 69-year-old Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood’s new babies.

EP. 160: Exotic Pets Guy

Brian and Ed discuss paying for grocery bags, Logan, drunk umpires, Tim Tebow, the Yankees appearance standards, the Unabomber, an arsonist’s lawyer’s courtroom e-cig fire and the #killfie phenomenon. FanceeSauce joins the guys to dissect the study of which countries lie about dick size the most, and talk about Johnny Manziel’s engagement, Mischa Barton’s sex…

EP. 159: Stall Protocol

Nerd profiling, Girl Scout cookies: Ranked, Alf, Twitter beefs, Arian Foster wants to fight a wolf, T-Wolves mascot injures star player’s dad, Sizzler U, Subway serving fake chicken, Alex Jones vs. Rush Limbaugh, Brooklyn Decker vs. Kate Upton, Ben Carson: slow adult, the Bling Ring and Jimmy Buffet’s retirement home.