An update on the Big Dick Killer. WTF is a “brote?” Indy car drivers robbed at Taco Bell. A-Rod’s strange game notes. Teacher slanging sex toys. Police called over semen storage concerns. A discussion of “volume.” Can Conundrum gets a theme song. Flip or Flop. #RIPJK Roger Ailes. Tombstone. Johnny Depp wants to play Donald Trump and RIP Roger Moore.