Brian and Ed talk about the Final Four, greasy John Calipari, the mile high club and adults who watch professional wrestling. And in FanceePop, FanceeSauce joins the boys to talk Kanye’s obsession Kim Kardashian’s ass, Taylor Swift’s stage parents, Johnny Depp’s affected persona and Lindsay Lohan’s impending meltdown.
Brian is near death from flu. Ed comforts him with stories about gun masturbation (gunsturbation?) a man who endured a seven-week erection, and a pimp that didn’t know his Jordans could do that. This is entertainment.