EP. 187: Monroe Ficus

GGG vs Canelo, jheri curls, chiropractors, Hulk Hogan, IT, Bruce Willis, Charles Bronson, Gen Z., revenge pooping, masturbatory assault, Golden Girls, rented sex dolls, dick stuck in a gym weight, dick drawing, the Emmys, Kevin Hart, Colin Jost, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Phllippe.

EP. 185: Burning Man

RIP @cornlog, #HoustonStrong, fanny packs, cops protest anthem protest with anthem protest, rugby, Royals GM obsessed with porno, bar closes after David Duke campaign donation, meth dicks, J. Paul Getty, Screech, Kid Rock 4 Senate, Lil Wayne, Usher and Burning Man.

EP. 158: Peace Out Pluto

Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Rogue One, bathroom laws, pistachios, Mike Piazza says St. Louis sucks, Cedric Benson doesn’t know his ABCs, radioactive boars, Iceland, chiropractor invents vaginal glue, the Oscars and RIP Bill Paxton

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