The Inaugural Baller Lifestyle Draftstravaganza – A Primer

The NFL Draft is pretty stupid. Correction: Football fans getting all tumescent about the NFL Draft is stupid. Trying to predict which player is drafted by which team in which order is tremendously stupid. So TheBallerLifestyle.com Podcast invited a couple of special guests to our world headquarters for our own draft of sorts. The first…

The Baller Lifestyle Podcast Episode 17

  Brian and Ed talk about the Final Four, greasy John Calipari, the mile high club and adults who watch professional wrestling. And in FanceePop, FanceeSauce joins the boys to talk Kanye’s obsession Kim Kardashian’s ass, Taylor Swift’s stage parents, Johnny Depp’s affected persona and Lindsay Lohan’s impending meltdown.

The Not-So-Sweet 16

The first 52 games of March Madness gave us lots of overtimes, buzzer-beaters, upsets and, best of all, a humiliating loss for Duke.  In only 15 more games, we will have a champion.  Unfortunately for basketball fans, most of the 16 remaining teams are about as likable as the warden in Shawshank.  But, if you…

NCAA Second Round Preview – East Region

Thursday, March 20 Spokane, WA   #5 Cincinnati Bearcats (-2.5) vs #12 Harvard Crimson PROMINENT ALUMNI/DROPOUTS Famous Bearcats:  Oscar Robertson, George Clooney, Nipsey Russell, Sandy Koufax, Charles Keating, Jr Famous Crimson:  Fred “Herman Munster” Gwynne, John Adams, John Quincy Adams, Barack Obama, FDR. Teddy Roosevelt, JFK, Conan O’Brien, Matt Damon, Mark Zuckerberg, Michael Crichton, Natalie…

NCAA Second Round Preview – South Region

Thursday, March 20 Orlando, FL   #1 Florida Gators (-21.5) vs #16 Albany Great Danes PROMINENT ALUMNI/DROPOUTS Famous Gators:  Erin Andrews, Faye Dunaway, Tim Tebow, Stephen Stills Famous Great Danes:  Harvey Milk, Ed Burns, Steve Guttenberg, Frank Whaley (the guy who says “what” a lot until he’s shot in Pulp Fiction) WHO WINS MASCOT BATTLE?…

NCAA Second Round Preview – Midwest Region

Thursday, March 20 Orlando, FL   #5 St. Louis Billikens (-3) vs #12 NC State Wolfpack PROMINENT ALUMNI/DROPOUTS Famous Billikens:  Robert Guillaume, Andreas “One-armed man from the Fugitive” Katsulas Famous Wolfpack:  Zach Galifianakis, John Edwards, John Tesh, the guy who invented the Segway, Philip Rivers, Spud Webb, Torry Holt WHO WINS MASCOT BATTLE? A good-luck…

NCAA Second Round Preview – West Region

Thursday, March 20 Spokane, WA #5 Oklahoma Sooners (-4) vs #12 North Dakota State Bison PROMINENT ALUMNI/DROPOUTS Famous Sooners:  Olivia Munn, James Garner, Mickey Mantle, Huey “The Kingfish” Long, Mookie Blaylock, Brian Bosworth Famous Bison:  former NFL safety Tyrone Braxton, convicted serial killer and sex offender Joseph Edward Duncan III WHO WINS MASCOT BATTLE? Even…