Den of Thieves, Brian admonishes an emailer, gaming record shenanigans, streakers, Tom Brady, Rick Barry, Brett Favre, Dirty John, do Australian girls love American men, Bella Thorn, Fred Savage and Don Johnson.
Leaked sex tapes, Jets WR threatens cop in the worst way possible, Big Ben, Hawaii’s nuclear threat affects porn use, Rand Paul and Oscar nom discussion.
Arie continues his curious strategy of eliminating all of the hot girls first.
GGG vs Canelo, jheri curls, chiropractors, Hulk Hogan, IT, Bruce Willis, Charles Bronson, Gen Z., revenge pooping, masturbatory assault, Golden Girls, rented sex dolls, dick stuck in a gym weight, dick drawing, the Emmys, Kevin Hart, Colin Jost, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Phllippe.
RIP @cornlog, #HoustonStrong, fanny packs, cops protest anthem protest with anthem protest, rugby, Royals GM obsessed with porno, bar closes after David Duke campaign donation, meth dicks, J. Paul Getty, Screech, Kid Rock 4 Senate, Lil Wayne, Usher and Burning Man.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Rogue One, bathroom laws, pistachios, Mike Piazza says St. Louis sucks, Cedric Benson doesn’t know his ABCs, radioactive boars, Iceland, chiropractor invents vaginal glue, the Oscars and RIP Bill Paxton
With each bad news story (Trump, celebrity deaths, Brexit, ISIS, Flint water, Dylan Roof, Aleppo, Wells Fargo, Brock Turner, Chewbacca mom), people cursed 2016 as if it was an exceptionally bad year. Without question some terrible things happened. In a world full of billions of people (and, seemingly, trillions of celebrities), bad shit is bound…
“The Most Dramatic Bachelor Finale Ever” This episode begins with Chris Harrison announcing that there could be a wedding tonight after the final rose. Neil Lane is in the house, as are both girls’ families and a cheesy wedding arch covered in, you guessed it, red roses. But first, we go back to Jamaica where…
The Women Tell All Shit Show This is mostly a clip show and doesn’t advance the actual story so I’ll just give you the highlights. All the girls you’d completely forgotten about were back, like Lace. Leah says she and Lauren B. are all good now, after she back-stabbed her on the show. Uh huh.…
Magic Johnson, Erin Andrews, always take the money, don’t tweet your three-ways, the Oscars and The Bachelor.