EP. 168: Jam Cruise

Ed begins the show by recounting the story of his horrific mixed company code brown. Brian and Ed reveal the finalists for the iTunes Roast the Hosts contest and discuss topics like – Ed Rooney: Sex Offender, Laura Harring, deals vs. appetites, greyhound racing, the naked man who hugged a dead shark and the Eagles.…

EP. 167: Cousin Darryl’s Skidoo

Good news: there’s still time to enter the Roast the Hosts iTunes contest. On this week’s show Brian and Ed discuss mascots, potluck strategy, girthy fingers, scoreboard proposal failure, ass implants, seedy massage parlors, and special guest Lisa Bee joins the guys to talk about Johnny Depp, Ryan Seacrest, an R. Kelly cuckolding story, the…

EP. 166: Sex Noises

Ed Daly is 1.5x monster. More Airline drama. Alex Jones (who is not 43) is in a chili-fueled custody battle. RIP Joanie Cunningham. Chachi is still a douche. Tennis match interrupted by loud sex. Sporting Kansas City. Jose Reyes’ side family. Fried chicken burglar. Navy SEAL moonlights in porno. Tim Tams. Jay-Z and Beyonce make…

EP. 164: The Oil

On this week’s show the guys say #RIP to the legendary Don Rickles. Ed recounts his experience in a Baltimore 7-11. Brian has some thoughts on United Airlines “re-accommodation” policy and the Cambodian killing fields. Plus a discussion of David Carradine, drunk Ric Flair, Texas A&M, a Canadian billionaire’s #hairsystem, Lavar Ball, a man who…

EP. 163: I Hate Potluck

Brian and Ed still can’t believe that adults are watching wrestling. Ed has to attend a potluck. Brian recounts his experience with Birkenstock guy. Grant Hill sucks. Kyle in Sconnie checks in. Shabazz Muhammad did his side piece dirty. Kentucky fans doxxed a referee’s Yelp page. Roast us on iTunes. Is the Insane Clown Posse…

EP. 162: Footy McFooty Face

Brian and Ed announce a new contest for listeners then discuss Brian’s old ass car and how pianos are bullshit. Ed not only doesn’t use emojis but often can’t even make out what they are. They guys also talk about Brian’s snake encounter, a cuck’s email, the great Paul Lynde, a coach who put his…

EP. 161: Big Ass Chicken

Brian and Ed remember Chuck Berry, review Get Out, talk about Jim Nantz’s tie and how Shaq thinks the earth is flat, deez nuts, the confederacy, drunk teachers, poopy airline blankets, Ellen, Artie Lange’s arrest (and hair), Tom Brady’s jersey, Robert Blake’s marriage and 69-year-old Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood’s new babies.

EP. 160: Exotic Pets Guy

Brian and Ed discuss paying for grocery bags, Logan, drunk umpires, Tim Tebow, the Yankees appearance standards, the Unabomber, an arsonist’s lawyer’s courtroom e-cig fire and the #killfie phenomenon. FanceeSauce joins the guys to dissect the study of which countries lie about dick size the most, and talk about Johnny Manziel’s engagement, Mischa Barton’s sex…