Brian and Ed announce a new contest for listeners then discuss Brian’s old ass car and how pianos are bullshit. Ed not only doesn’t use emojis but often can’t even make out what they are. They guys also talk about Brian’s snake encounter, a cuck’s email, the great Paul Lynde, a coach who put his dick in a hot dog bun, Shaq’s history of nude teammate terrorism, candy addiction, United Airlines’ #Leggingsgate and Cracker Barrel.

FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss Jon Gosselin, the unbearable lightness of being basic, another #BlingRing robbery, Scarlett Johansson’s crushes, Val Kilmer, #FliporFlop and Nia Long.