RIP Anthony Bourdain, fuck Moby, Kyrie Irving: early botanist, Muhammad Ali doesn’t need Trump’s pardon, baseball nerds argue the definition of “games over .500,” Crossfit exec hates gay people, mmmmm amputated leg tacos, another serial “poo jogger,” swimming, dongs, sweater pervs, Westworld, Vince Vaughn pulled a DUI, Bo Duke’s gotta pay, Slash’s ex-wife got paid, Takashi69 and Chief Keef.