Escaped zoo jaguar goes on killing spree, RIP Papa John “Schnatter,” Supreme Court nominee went broke on Nationals tickets, New Jersey adulterers die in the act, kid gets USB cable stuck in his dick, balls deep, Johnny Depp is still a mess, Bruce Willis settles the “Is Die Hard a Christmas movie” debate, Katherine McPhee engaged to very rich old guy, Pamela Anderson is boning a French footballer, Billy Bush and big episode 229 announcement.