An eye-opening conversation with Claire Wyckoff, the Neil Armstrong of dick running. Plus, a german soccer coach that selects players based on dong size, an ex-NFL DB breaks a public masturbator’s face, a New Hampshire man arrested for having sex and smoking crack while driving, a hero in Spokane stands vigil for Little Caesar’s, an autistic teen learned sex from Reddit, the Fyre Fest, Pam Anderson hates porno, Steve Guttenberg is off the market, to catch Chris Hansen and 97-year-old Prince Phillip is a menace to British highways.