Picture Perfect/Object of my Affection, 90s sitcom tourney announcement, Usher herp truthers, John Wayne truthers, furries, more Matt Kuchar fallout, Olympic lightsaber dueling, sad Ja Rule, more deets on Bob Kraft’s “proclivities,” college softball coach constantly barging into women’s locker room to “use the microwave,” bomb threat at Kansas Home Depot turns out to be a bathroom emergency, cocaine-stuffed Lunchables, Cupcakke, Jussie Smollet, Jeff Goldblum, Bradley Cooper, Lady Gaga, Takashi69, Meghan Trainor and a complete Oscars roundup.

Hubie Brown, BTK, plumbers, Lindsay Graham and did Dabo Swinney inadvertently give Clemson players PEDs? Plus Lamar Odom vapes, the gift of fear, Lenny Dykstra still sucks and could you kill a mountain lion? A New Jersey groom was arrested for attempting to molest a 13-year-old girl at his wedding, two sisters in a contest to have sex with father, Texas tigers, Jeff Bezos’ dick and Jennifer Aniston’s birthday party.

Super Bowl reaction, Instastory secrets, Jose Canseco talks to aliens, english soccer team owner accidentally tweets dick pic, “known cheater” Tom Brady, most popular Super Bowl snacks by state. Who’s sexier: Venom or Ted Bundy? Tennessee man ODs on meth is promptly eaten by bear, self checkout shenanigans, the “Blow Job King” doesn’t like that name. Ace Frehley vs. Gene Simmons, Florida man brings grenade to Taco Bell, Australian toilet snakes, biggest dongs by state, and Pete Davidson living his best life, Liam Neeson’s very bad week, Ariana Grande’s problematic tattoo, Tekashi69 turned snitch, is Jonny Lee Miller a #loudcummer? And Is Cory Booker dating a hollywood actress to mask a bigger truth?