37:50 Sports - SmashMouth Drake beef - Dwyane Wade thinks milk costs $20 - Aaron Rodgers can’t chug - Fans unhappy about tornado warning preempting NBA Game 7
47:35 Ed’s pornstar encounter 51:30 Non-Sports - Boston Museum tells black students "no food no drink no watermelon" - Someone broke into Massachusetts man's home and "tidied up" - Florida woman caught smoking crack, drinking beer, and having oral sex in the back of a pickup truck - Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage - Mississippi republican punches wife in face for not undressing quickly enough - A kid was skipping rocks at an Illinois zoo. Now a flamingo is dead. - Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles - Thousands sign petition calling for Danny DeVito to play Wolverine
1:06:50 Fancee joins the guys for: - The Scoop it Up game - Iggy Azalea’s “leaked” nudes - Tony Robbins sucks - Rob Lowe is beautiful - Naomi Watts and Billy Crudup - Moby is a huge douche
Hannah needs fluids. Two contestants square off in a pity rose battle. One contestant leaves without explanation. And who is likely going to commit murder?
40:10 - 1000 losers sign petition to remake Game of Thrones - Morehouse college speaker pays off loans - Office billiard ball assault - Semen-filled crepes - German medieval sex circle crossbow murder - Port-a-Potty assault - Dad steals daughter's Girl Scout Cookie funds for erotic massage - Subway masturbator stabbed
1:00:00 - @FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss the sexiest accents and answer email
1:11:20 - FanceePop: Scarjost, Bieber's deodorant, a bachelor cops a plea, Jada Pinkett loves porno, Constance Wu and Johnny Depp
Is Hannah dicknotized by Luke the muscle hunk? How much more of Jed’s acoustic guitar strumming will we be subjected to? And where does Cam rate on the loser scale?
29:50 - Padres lose Twitter handle - Aubrey Huff has "views" - Klay Thompson walks out of Avengers - SmashMouth trolls Bryce Harper, gets pwned - Boston radio hangs up on Carolina reporter because of his accent - Kim Jong Un: Jock sniffer
38:40 - Border wall GoFundMe guy uses cash for yacht - Airline pilot arrested for triple (!!!) homicide - Penis extensions don't work - Delta Airlines sucks - Couple dies of plague (!) after consuming (!!) raw (!!!) marmot (!!!!)
59:00 - FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss: - Lyfecoaching - Facials - The "Scoop it Up" game - Tyra BanX - Game of Thrones - Anthony Weiner - Felicity Huffman - Maluma - Tiger Woods - Jack Nicholson's Hog - #FreeBritney