Foreskin, Top Gun, David Ortiz, hair systems, don’t threaten to murder people on Twitter, The Hills, sex while stoned, Armie Hammer, Rita Ora, Justin Theroux and Goop.

RIP Pernell Whitaker, Bagel Boss, enlarged nipples, chess, Rooted in Oakland, former WWE wrestler sexts co-host, Richie Incognito, Mike Vrabel, doorknob nachos, stolen vehicle filled with uranium, a rattlesnake, and Kentucky Deluxe bourbon, MAGA-themed wedding, Popeyes, Nathan Bedford Forrest, Lil Wayne, Blink 182, R. Kelly, Harvey Weinstein, Brooke Mueller and Sean Avery

Chris Gaines, H. Ross Perot, Elvis, distance runner celebrates too early, Bleacher Report thinks Iron Man was part of USWNT, Paul George cheated on Doc Rivers’ daughter with a Miami stripper, Blue Bell is getting licked, does constipation cause amnesia, Florida principal denies the Holocaust/loses job, murses, Beijing bikini, RIP Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife, IG model sells out of bathwater, Kip Pardue fined for jerking it at costars, Babs Streisand is crazy and Kevin Spacey is getting off.

Women’s soccer, Kevin Durant, dick picks, Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Dalai Lama, Ted Cruz is hideous, Chuck Woolery, Megan Markle, Carmelo Anthony, and Taylor Swift.