09:25 - Voicemail

25:00 - Riderless horse runs preakness
           - Lamar Odom's fake dong
           - Arnie got drop kicked

40:10 - 1000 losers sign petition to remake Game of Thrones
           - Morehouse college speaker pays off loans
           - Office billiard ball assault
           - Semen-filled crepes
           - German medieval sex circle crossbow murder
           - Port-a-Potty assault
           - Dad steals daughter's Girl Scout Cookie funds for erotic massage
           - Subway masturbator stabbed

1:00:00 - @FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss the sexiest accents and answer email

1:11:20 - FanceePop: Scarjost, Bieber's deodorant, a bachelor cops a plea, Jada Pinkett loves porno, Constance Wu and Johnny Depp