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EP. 476: Blair Cutliff

Brian and “Ed” talk Cobra, gummi bears, Stacey King, LA Gear, Nazi memorabilia, hot dog vs. sandwiches, Lewis Hamilton vs. Shakira, airport “filth,” Chiefsaholic, Al Pacino, Hot Pocket flavors and MORE.

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EP. 474: MLB Bird Holocaust

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Brian and Ed discuss Wolfman Jack, birthdays, Josh Gad and:

Bezos and Sanchez – https://people.com/human-interest/jeff-bezos-engaged-lauren-sanchez/

NBA “sorry motherfuckers” -https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3467465/we-do-got-a-lot-of-sorry-motherfuckers-paul-george-and-demar-derozan-think-there-are-a-smooth-75-100-nba-players-that-stink

Becky Hammon suspended – https://sports.yahoo.com/becky-hammon-suspended-2-games-for-comments-on-dearica-hambys-pregnancy-aces-also-forfeit-draft-pick-in-2nd-investigation-172501276.html

Zac Gallen accidentally killed a bird –https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/37672178/d-backs-zac-gallen-accidentally-kills-bird-pregame-throw

LGBTQIA+ – https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/37681060/dodgers-disinvite-lgbtqia+-group-pride-night

Mike Bohn – https://trojanswire.usatoday.com/lists/troubling-details-emerge-about-mike-bohns-management-of-usc-athletics/

Schemy Schembechler – https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/college/university-michigan/2023/05/20/shemy-schembechler-resigns-from-um-post-three-days-after-being-hired/70240193007/

Lana Rhoades’ baby – https://www.outkick.com/nba-fans-think-nuggets-bruce-brown-jr-might-be-porn-star-lana-rhoades-baby-daddy/

EP. 473: Thousands of Kyles

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Brian offers Ed a shingles update and:

Ja Morant – https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/37648020/ja-morant-suspended-video-shows-grizzlies-star-gun

Mookie Betts booked an Airbnb in Milwaukee because he didn’t want to stay at a haunted hotel – https://ftw.usatoday.com/lists/mookie-betts-haunted-hotel-milwaukee-airbnb-ghosts-fans-reaction

Royals pitcher Amir Garrett vomited all over the mound during a recent game against the White Sox – https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/09/royals-amir-garrett-vomits-field-leaves-game-white-sox-mlb/

Warriors Gary Payton II threw up in his mouth mid-play but held it in to finish out the defensive possession – https://www.sbnation.com/nba/2023/5/8/23716159/gary-payton-ii-puke-video-warriors-vs-lakers-nba-playoffs

Tiger Woods accused by ex-girlfriend of ending relationship by tricking her to go to the airport – https://sports.yahoo.com/tiger-woods-ex-girlfriend-says-011130207.html

Bo Jackson says he’s been suffering from hiccups for nearly a year – https://www.today.com/news/sports/bo-jackson-hiccups-nearly-year-rcna83976

Mark Jackson left Nikola Jokic off his MVP ballot – https://brobible.com/sports/article/mark-jackson-responds-backlash-nikola-jokic-mvp-snub/

Bob Huggins will only be suspended for 3 games – https://www.foxnews.com/sports/bob-huggins-suspended-3-games-takes-1m-salary-reduction-using-homophobic-slur

Brett Favre drops defamation lawsuit against Pat McAfee – https://theathletic.com/4514763/2023/05/12/brett-favre-pat-mcafee-defamation-lawsuit/

Two fishermen who put weights in the fish for a tournament win have been sentenced to 10 days in the hoosegow and forfeiture of a $100k boat – https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/2-fishermen-caught-cheating-ohio-tournament-sentenced-10-day-jail-term-rcna84141

Dior is paying Johnny Depp $20 million in a record-setting deal – https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/12/johnny-depp-dior-deal-worth-20-million-dollars-sauvage-fragrance-cologne/

Passenger tried to storm the cockpit after meltdown over menu – https://www.thedailybeast.com/robert-david-croizat-arrested-after-melt-down-on-american-airlines-flight-from-barbados-to-miami

Energy Star recommends people to set their AC to 78 degrees during the day and 82 at night – https://www.cbs19news.com/story/48875366/set-your-ac-to-78-degrees-during-the-day-82-at-night-federal-program-suggests

Kyle, Texas trying to break the world record by a gathering of thousands of Kyles – https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kyle-world-record-gathering-kyles-fair-texas-largest-same-name-guiness/

Widow who wrote grief book for kids after her husband died was just charged with his murder – https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kouri-richins-murder-charge-are-you-with-me_n_645a5fade4b094269bafe5c5

Robert DeNiro, 79, reveals he just welcomed his 7th baby – https://people.com/parents/robert-deniro-welcomes-seventh-baby/

Passengers on a Frontier airlines flight voted to kick a woman off a Trenton, NJ to Atlanta flight – https://ktla.com/news/local-news/passengers-vote-to-kick-woman-off-frontier-airlines-flight/

Tom Cruise is extremely interested in pursuing Shakira. She is apparently not interested and “living her best life” in Miami – https://pagesix.com/2023/05/13/shakira-will-not-romance-tom-cruise-focused-on-her-family/

Ex-Bachelor star Bekah Martinex defends raising rabbits her kids will eventually eat – https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ex-bachelor-star-bekah-martinez-194624972.html

After tense direction on the set of the Expendables, Dolph Lundgren nearly punched Sly Stallone “I’m gonna knock him out and fuck this movie” – https://variety.com/2023/film/news/dolph-lundgren-punched-sylvester-stallone-expendables-set-1235608924/

McDonalds was found liable for disfiguring a 4 year old girl with a dangerously hot chicken nugget – https://www.newsweek.com/mcdonalds-found-liable-after-florida-girl-disfigured-chicken-nugget-1800322

Chris Pratt compares himself to Jesus amid religious backlash – https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniesoteriou/chris-pratt-compared-self-jesus-religion-backlash

Man, 30, dies with ping pong ball up his bum after being electrocuted while pleasuring himself – https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12071691/Man-30-dies-ping-pong-ball-bum-electrocuted-pleasuring-himself.html

Edward Furlong – https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12086591/Edward-Furlong-45-enjoys-date-ex-Monica-Keena-43-10-years-filed-restraining-order.html

EP. 472: Canadian Ice Dildo

Brian and Ed discuss Brian’s recent diagnosis and:

Ishbia vs. Jokic – https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/37565372/suns-matt-ishbia-says-nikola-jokic-ban-not-right

Glen Kuiper’s hard R – https://crooksandliars.com/2023/05/announcer-suspended-after-using-n-word

Mattress Mack – https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2023/05/06/mattress-mack-kentucky-derby-bets-bad-beats

Jackson Mahomes – https://www.kctv5.com/2023/05/03/jackson-mahomes-charged-with-aggravated-sexual-battery-bonds-out-jail/

Frankie Muniz – https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/frankie-muniz-malcolm-middle-front-racing-99120366

Memphis Showboats slammed for showboating tweet of a 3 yard gain – https://awfulannouncing.com/usfl/memphis-showboats-tweet-trick-play-three-yard-gain.html

Lakers’ Jarred Vanderbilt accused of returning $2k worth of clothing – https://clutchpoints.com/lakers-news-jarred-vanderbilt-called-out-for-returning-2k-outift

Ex-New Mexico State players say teammates harrassed and pantsed their coaches – https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/37455695/ex-nmsu-basketball-players-say-teammates-targeted-coaches

College baseball cheating – https://www.tuscaloosanews.com/story/sports/college/baseball/2023/05/05/alabama-baseball-gambling-brad-bohannon-bets-investigation-ohio/70188129007/

SF Giants pitcher informed the world that 75% of the team has “the shits” after their trip to Mexico City – https://dknation.draftkings.com/mlb/2023/5/3/23709384/logan-webb-san-francisco-giants-mexico-city-series-news-latest-updates-mlb-quote-interview

Scott Baio leaving California – https://nypost.com/2023/05/08/happy-days-star-scott-baio-announces-hes-leaving-california-due-to-homeless-crisis-crime/

Tom Cruise accepts 2023 MTV award while flying a fighter jet –https://people.com/movies/tom-cruise-accepts-2023-mtv-movie-tv-awards-win-while-flying-fighter-jet/

500 pounds of cooked pasta mysteriously dumped in the NJ woods – https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mystery-hundreds-pounds-pasta-found-170755687.html

A giant penis was mowed into the lawn at King Charles’ coronation event site – https://nypost.com/2023/05/04/giant-penis-mowed-into-lawn-at-king-charles-coronation-bash-site/

A penis-shaped iceberg was spotted off the coast of Dildo, Canada – https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/03/canadian-man-from-dildo-spots-penis-shaped-iceberg/

Uber Eats driver got a one-star review for refusing to deliver crystal meth – https://www.businessinsider.com/drug-dealer-gave-uber-rider-one-star-suspicious-package-meth-2023-4

Pennsylvania woman faked abduction, sparked search because she dropped out of Penn State – https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/pennsylvania-woman-arrested-after-faking-her-abduction-to-cover-up-dropping-out-of-college-and-not-being-able-to-graduate/ar-AA1aTlx6

Alec Baldwin admits accidentally leaving out pregnant daughter in tribute – https://pagesix.com/2023/05/05/alec-baldwin-admits-he-forgot-ireland-in-tribute-to-kids/

Missing woman survives on lollipops and wine for 5 days stranding in Australian bushland – https://abc7chicago.com/victoria-australia-australian-bush-woman-lost-survives-lollipops-and-wine/13224093/

Laurence Fishburne saved Emilio Estevez from drowning in quicksand when he was 14 during the Apocalypse Now shoot – https://variety.com/2023/film/news/laurence-fishburne-saved-emilio-estevez-drowning-quicksand-1235602334/

Tucker Carlson wanted to discuss “sexual technique” with Piers Morgan – https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/tucker-carlson-weird-sex-comments-leaked-video-1234727833/

Roman Polanski poses with his child rape victim – https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2023-05-01/roman-polanski-samantha-geimer-photo-emmanuelle-seigner

Michael J. Fox doesn’t remember dating Susanna Hoffs of the Bangles

https://people.com/health/michael-j-fox-doesnt-remember-dating-bangles-singer-susanna-hoffs-80s/

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EP. 471: Dirty Ron

Brian and Ed talk about the Met Gala, Sisu, Groat’s Syndrome, woke mind virus, John Mulaney, coma cop and:

RIP Dick Groat – Curb Your Enthusiasm groats disease was named after Dick Groat

Town forces argumentative parents to be umpires at little league games – https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/living/story/town-forces-argumentative-parents-umpires-league-games-98810329

ABC used pre-9/11 footage of New York for Heat-Knicks halftime report – https://ftw.usatoday.com/lists/abc-espn-world-trade-center-twin-towers-footage-heat-knicks-halftime-reaction

ESPN fired MLB reporter for calling fellow reporter a “fucking cunt” – https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/27/ex-espn-reporter-marly-riveras-f-ing-c-diss-captured-on-video-aaron-judge/

An independent wrestler named Masada set himself on fire and suffered significant burn injuries – https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/28/wrestler-sets-himself-on-fire-in-deathmatch-event-suffers-significant-burns/

RIP Jerry Springer – Rev. Bud Green lights up on Jerry Springer

Woman has a loud and full-body orgasm as LA Philharmonic played Tchaikovsky – https://uproxx.com/music/woman-orgasm-la-philharmonic-tchaikovsky-performance/

British man captured a seagull and masturbated over it as he watched porn – https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/man-captured-seagull-masturbated-sunderland/

NYC community board meeting hijacked by masturbating hacker – https://nypost.com/2023/04/26/nyc-community-board-meeting-hijacked-by-masturbating-hacker/

Meghan Trainor says she “can’t walk” after “painful” sex with “big boy” husband Daryl Sabara – https://people.com/music/meghan-trainor-details-painful-sex-with-big-boy-husband-daryl-sabara/

James Corden ends his CBS show – https://www.thedailybeast.com/james-corden-exits-the-late-late-show-denouncing-divisiveness

Serial sperm donor with more than 600 kids banned from continuing to donate – https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/serial-sperm-donor-banned-from-continuing-to-donate/news-story/09fc4e71402df2c51641ea0877eef18a

Matthew Lawrence says Oscar-winning director asked him to strip in exchange for Marvel role – https://sports.yahoo.com/matthew-lawrence-says-oscar-winning-170323973.html

Woman dubbed “killer clown” accused of showing up in costume to kill purported lover’s wife, pleads guilty – https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-woman-pleads-guilty-killer-clown-case-decades-love-triangle-sh-rcna81488

Celebrity cruises kept a passenger’s dead body in a drinks cooler for 6 days and let it rot, lawsuit alleges – https://www.insider.com/celebrity-cruises-equinox-corpse-drinks-cooler-decompose-days-lawsuit-2023-4 

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EP. 470: Texas Two-Step

Brian and “Ed” talk about The Stranger, Bam Margera, Charles Barkley, nude bowling, gambling, loser fans, Bill Simmons, more Telly TwoPutt fallout, Dame Edna, Johnny Depp, Ellen, treading water in “alligator-ridden lake,” fake kidnapping ends in proposal, Nick Cannon, David Charvet, Space X and Sammy Hagar.

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EP. 469: Pickleball Puke

Brian and “Ed” discuss The Last Dragon fallout, Berlin, Drazen Petrovich, Anthony Bass, John McEnroe, Michael Kay, the cheating ‘Stros, Broncos reporter’s sexting confession, Big Boss Man cosplayer kicked out of Wrestlemania, Dalai Lama, Steven Tyler, Bam Margera, Pete Davidson and a spaniard that lived in a cave for 500 days.

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EP. 467: Free Nina Flynn

Brian and “Ed” talk about “loofah code,” Oscar Pistorius, Vontaze Burfict, Aaron Hernandez’s brother, RIP Max Hardcore, stolen Bengal tiger, Adnan Syed, Reese Witherspoon, Gwyneth Paltrow and two missing women found on dick vacation.

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