The definitive review of the 1987 holiday classic.
Powered by RedCircle
All posts by Brian Beckner
EP. 452: Egg Cream
EP. 451: Let’s Get it On
Brian and “Ed” talk about:
1. RIP NIck Bollettieri, hall of fame tennis coach (91)
RIP Gaylord Perry (84)
RIPJohn Hadl – 6x pro bowl qb (82)
RIP legendary boxing referee and TV/real life judge Mills Lane (85)
2. Celtics analyst Eddie House rips headset off to berate referee over foul call
3. ESPN announcer flubs his words when announcing a punt in the SE Louisiana-Samford game.
4. Adam Schefter wrote a fluff piece to help Deshaun Watson with his image rehab.
https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2022/12/05/adam-schefter-deshaun-watson-progress-treatment
5. As part of the World Cup festivities, Qatar is also hosting a camel beauty pageant
6. Florida qb Jalen Kitna (son of Jon) was arrested for child porn. He has been kicked off the team.
Not Sports:
- RIP Kirstie Alley (71, colon cancer)
RIP Christine McVie, Fleetwood Mac singer-songwriter (79)
RIP Bob McGrath, original Sesame Street cast member (90)
RIP Brad William Henke, actor from Orange is the New Black, and the strength coach in “Draft Day” (56)
RIP “Green Book” actor Frank Vallelonga Jr. (60) – he was dumped out of a car in the Bronx
2. Harvey Weinstein’s abnormal testicles are key focus of final arguments in trial. “Because of an infection, his testicles were actually taken from his scrotum and put into his inner thighs.”
https://variety.com/2022/film/news/harvey-weinstein-abnormal-testicles-rape-trial-1235448425/
3. Jesse James’ pregnant wife, Bonnie Rotten, accuses him of cheating on her
4. NYC is hiring a rat czar to deal with relentless rodent problem
5. Chris Christie’s niece injured 6 officers while being dragged off a 6am Spirit Airline flight. She berated a hispanic family, calling them drug mules. While being removed she bit an officer, breaking the skin and kicked another in the groin. She also boasted her uncle is a friend of Donald Trump.
6. Twins with a history of similar test scores win lawsuit after medical school alleged cheating on exam.
https://people.com/human-interest/twins-defamation-lawsuit-medical-school-alleged-cheated-exam/
7. Subway’s AI pre-made sandwich fridges that can listen to customers have launched in California.
8. Mel B calls Spice Girls bandmate Geri Halliwell and James Corden the “biggest dickheads” she has ever met
9. Good Morning America anchors TJ Holmes and Amy Robach announced they were leaving their spouses for each other. They were then taken off the air. Robach is leaving Andrew Shue. Also, there are now reports that TJ Holmes had several affairs with staffers there.
10. Ashanti claims a music producer gave her an ultimatum: shower with him or hand over $80,000
*a comedy podcast about sports, pop culture, movies and dicks*
THE CHRISTMAS BOOK by Ed Daly:
Powered by RedCircle
EP. 450: Meth Monks
Brian and Ed discuss Cobra Kai, the Liver King, Mike Tirico, Wolfman Jack, Hostess items: RANKED and:
Cardinals fire assistant coach Sean Kugler after the 56 year old was accused of groping a member of hotel security the night before their game in Mexico City
Odell Beckham Jr. forced off flight after fading in and out of consciousness while flight attendants were trying to get him to fasten his seatbelt. The incident caused major delays on the busiest traveling day of the year.
https://www.the-sun.com/sport/6780331/odell-beckham-jr-kicked-off-plane/
Gisele Bundchen burns down all bridges with Tom Brady by getting rid of appliances that remind her of former husband
Antonio Brown posted a photoshopped picture of Gisele naked on Snapchat
https://www.tmz.com/2022/11/22/antonio-brown-fake-gisele-nude-pic-bizarre-tom-brady-beef/
Belgian soccer star Eden Hazard chastised Germany for their OneLove support suggesting they would’ve won their match against Germany if they weren’t posting a supportive picture. Then Belgium went out and lost to Morocco
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/eden-hazard-belgium-morocco-worldcup-28595726
Iran calls for the US to be kicked out of the 2022 world cup for a social media post showed support for Iranian protesters. Also an Iranian reporter scolded US captain Tyler Adams for mispronouncing Iran.
Fake Neymar had so many Brazil fans convinced the real Neymar was in the stands with them
Jessie James Decker defends her kids’ ripped abs after criticism that they look weird or she photoshopped them
Washington Post uncovered a 1957 photo of Jerry Jones in a crowd of people blocking black students from entering North Little Rock High School
DeShone Kizer said in one of his first meetings with Aaron Rodgers, Rodgers pressed him on 9/11 conspiracies and said he should “read up on them”
A TIKTOK user claiming to be a time traveller has shared a bizarre clip purportedly showing the final of the World Cup, including the teams and score.
https://www.the-sun.com/sport/6783422/world-cup-final-score-qatar-time-travel-tiktok/
French man wins the right to not be fun at work after he was canned for not taking part in work social functions
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/11/27/france-man-fired-company-drinking-culture/
You can now spend a night in DJ Khaled’s shoe closet through Airbnb for $11/night
https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/dj-khaled-lists-miami-sneaker-closet-airbnb
Matt Lauer was “really upset” by Katie Couric’s revelations in her memoir and still doesn’t trust people 5 years after he was dismissed by NBC
Bob Dylan apologizes for selling autosigned merch
https://www.thedailybeast.com/bob-dylan-apologizes-for-selling-auto-signed-merch
People got all hot and bothered over the new “sexy” Smokey the Bear balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sexy-smokey-bear-balloon-gets-173318403.html
Luxury fashion house Balenciaga has been dealing with backlash from an ad where children were holding bags shaped like teddy bears wearing bondage gear
https://nypost.com/2022/11/28/balenciaga-addresses-controversial-ad-campaign/
Powered by RedCircle
The Bachelor Lifestyle: No Molestar
Brian Beckner and Jason Stewart are joined by friend of the show @RealitySteve to break down all behind the scenes info from the Bachelor in Paradise finale.
Powered by RedCircle
EP. 449: What About Ratt?
Brian and Ed talk about Walking Dead, Avatar, Thanksgiving and:
RIP Dwight Garner, former Cal running back who was involved in “The Play” (58)
The Play from the Cal vs. Stanford 1982 Big Game #GoBears
Someone tricked the Vikings into putting porn star Johnny Sinns on the jumbotron claiming he was in the army
https://nypost.com/2022/11/21/vikings-tricked-into-celebrating-porn-star-johnny-sins/
FIFA president Gianni Infantino was attempting to put a nice spin on the World Cup in Qatar and wanted to talk about the unifying presence of it all. “Today, I feel Gay. Today, I feel disabled.”
Iran players refused to sing their national anthem prior to their match against England. This is to protest the brutal treatment of women by the Iranian government.
A Purdue pick-six was called back for “high-stepping” into the end zone
The Commanders were forced to discipline players for posting videos of them drinking beer on the plane after upsetting the Eagles
Brady and Gisele’s foundation only gave 0.00008% of its fortune to charity between the years 2007 and 2019
79 year old Japanese man gets jump rope stuck in his bladder after shoving into his penis
https://nypost.com/2022/11/14/man-gets-jump-rope-stuck-in-bladder-after-shoving-it-into-penis/
Former teacher, who filmed OnlyFans content in her classroom, says her salary did not pay enough
Kelly Rowland calls out AMAs audience after Chris Brown was booed. Said he deserves grace and forgiveness.
https://www.tmz.com/2022/11/22/kelly-rowland-forgive-chris-brown-amas-awards-show/
Jodie Sweetin praises JoJo Siwa, urges LGBTQ support amid Full House costar Candace Cameron controversy
Aaron Carter’s family is reportedly challenging his infant son’s inheritance
Talking Heads drummer Chris Frantz tells Bob Dylan to “suck a dick” after Dylan wrote an essay saying Elvis Costello and the Attractions were a better band than any of their contemporaries.
South Dakota Republican charged with rape after losing election to his mom
Powered by RedCircle
The Bachelor Lifestyle: Thin Upper Lip
Brian and Jason discuss the Rodney and Justin situation, Kate job-shaming Logan and why are being subjected to so much Wells?
Powered by RedCircle
EP. 447: Eco Bio Balls
Brian and Ed discus mechanical pencils, night guards, rotisserie chickens, classroom dosed with LSD (https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh10p3K982swmJn570/zombieland-hs-classroom-goes-crazy-after-someone-put-lsd-in-the-water-fountain) and:
Former Uconn and NBA player Ben Gordon was arrested for attacking 2 McDonald’s security guards. Last month he was arrested for punching his 10 year old son in an airport.
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/34953714/ben-gordon-arrested-second-month-mcdonald-guard-hit
A Croatian soccer player was dumped by his team after having sex on the center circle field with his Playboy model wife. His wife said it was his lifelong dream.
https://www.sportbible.com/football/croatia-defender-transfer-listed-sex-playboy-pitch-20221104
A TikToker hit a golf ball into the Grand Canyon. She now faces charges.
https://golf.com/news/tiktoker-faces-charges-grand-canyon-golf-stunt/
Dwight Howard feels snubbed about being left off the 75th anniversary team. “Total disrespect.”
https://www.si.com/nba/2022/11/01/dwight-howard-nba-75th-anniversary-team-snub-total-disrespect
UPDATE: Shakira’s ex Gerard Pique announces sudden retirement. Won’t have to play with his wife on the Barcelona kit.
https://people.com/sports/gerard-pique-anounces-retirement-soccer-after-shakira-split/
Polyana Viana Says Colby Covington Got Upset When She Refused To Finger His Butthole
Years & Years frontman Olly Alexander says he won’t be wearing Savage X Fenty following Johnny Depp’s involvement in the fashion show.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/natashajokic1/olly-alexander-johnny-depp-savage-x-fenty
Air Force says penis shaped flight pattern aimed at Russian base in Syria was total accident
James Corden has been accused of stealing jokes from Ricky Gervais and Noel Fielding
Caterers on the set of Denzel Washington’s Equalizer 3 were arrested in a cocaine bust
A Weinstein accuser says the first person she opened up to about the assault was Mel Gibson. Now it looks like Mel will be testifying.
SpaceX has turned its hyperloop test track into an employee parking lot
https://futurism.com/the-byte/spacex-dismantles-hyperloop-prototype-parking-lot
Bhad Bhabie delivered a speech to Oxford University students about making $50 million on OnlyFans. The next speaker of the night was Malala
Adele says we have been saying her name wrong all this time
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/adele-clarifies-name-pronounciation-1234623249/
There was a federal catalytic converter raid in Oklahoma
Nick Cannon expecting baby #11, his second with model Alyssa Scott: “Miracle and a blessing”
https://people.com/parents/nick-cannon-expecting-baby-11-alyssa-scott-photos/
Tyson Foods’ CFO was arrested after getting drunk, breaking into a home, and falling asleep in a random woman’s bed
Powered by RedCircle
The Bachelor Lifestyle: Mayo, Mustard…Eggs?
Brian and Jason discuss the new dynamic with Logan, Shanae, Victoria, Johnny and the disruption caused by Tyler and Alex.
Powered by RedCircle
EP. 445: Provo Rodeo
Brian and Ed discuss armpit herpes, Malcom in the Middle, Magnum PI, Kobe Bryant reserving restaurant seats for the “Mamba Mentality,” Shakira gets her name on ex-husband’s Barcelona jersey, Washington Commanders’ raffle prize check bounces, Hans Niemann sues Magnus Carlsen, Steve Sarkisian apologizes for not singing “The Eyes of Texas,” Antonio Brown ordered to pay mover that he assaulted $1.2 million, Arizona GOP candidate caught masturbating outside of preschool, Indiana school board candidate says “all nazis weren’t bad,” Conan O’Brien once fired a crew member for being rude to a waiter, James Corden lies about restaurant ban, Yung Joc, Bono and more.
Powered by RedCircle