Nerd profiling, Girl Scout cookies: Ranked, Alf, Twitter beefs, Arian Foster wants to fight a wolf, T-Wolves mascot injures star player’s dad, Sizzler U, Subway serving fake chicken, Alex Jones vs. Rush Limbaugh, Brooklyn Decker vs. Kate Upton, Ben Carson: slow adult, the Bling Ring and Jimmy Buffet’s retirement home.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Rogue One, bathroom laws, pistachios, Mike Piazza says St. Louis sucks, Cedric Benson doesn’t know his ABCs, radioactive boars, Iceland, chiropractor invents vaginal glue, the Oscars and RIP Bill Paxton
Beer, Kyrie Irving: Flat Earther, NFLer can’t not be nude, fat idiot Chris Christie, Wildo the Dildo, dance fight, Burger King sex toys, teacher shows kids how to make meth, the #Oscars, Han Solo’s close call, Senator Kid Rock, Patton Oswalt vs. James Woods and #fliporflop.
Alex Jones’ age truth, anthems, Lionel Richie, coed sports, Steve Bannon: gold farmer, accents, Midnight Oil, Flip or Flop, Playboy, Derek Jeter: pregnant and fuck Big Hallmark.
Phil Jackson, Super Bowl LI, Dunkin Donuts sucks, Peyton Manning loves Trump, weaponized sanitary napkins, Otis Nixon, heroic Italian porno actress, juggalos, RIP Mary Tyler Moore and the SAG Awards.
Bob Kraft was hammered, #BoycottTheProBowl, RIP Jimmy Snuka, Christmas decoration monsters, Jerry Rice, fingercuffs, blackface, #FliporFlop, Justice League, TJ Miller and Jay Z.
Is morality innate? Who wants to sex Motumbo? Aaron Hernandez’s murder tattoos. Scarface the pitbull, France, yoga sex, the Golden Globes, Scott Storch and the Flip or Flop divorce.