Daly’s Choice, Bobby Bowden, Ryan Lochte, Bill Belichick takes an anti-Windows stance, peanut butter dicks, politician praises Hitler, Don Rickles, Scottie Pippen’s divorce and Madonna offering free blowjobs.

Curt Schilling, Bryce Harper, Harambe, Ken Bone, Cam Newton, Dan Bilzerian, Phil Collins, Morganna, Texas church hates craft beer, clown porno and is Jennifer Lopez the hottest chick?

JonBenet, Radio Raheem, Arnold Palmer, boys soccer team refuses to play against girls for “religious” reasons, Rutgers AD chugs beer at tailgate, North Korea, Greg Hardy and Naomi Watts.

Curt Schilling, Olympian eats and drinks a lot, exploding cell phones, Japanese virgin epidemic, Brangelina, Anthony Bourdain and Mel Gibson’s NINTH kid.

Patton Oswalt, animal mascots, Rob Ryan, Lil Wayne, Daly’s Choice, potty shame, Jeff Fahey, Rain City Jacks, Nelly and Ryan Lochte.

Olympics, Colin Kaepernick, fishing, self-checkout and Mr. Fuji.