James Corden, RichRod, shit mountain, RIP Charles Winchester III, Robert Kraft pulls the goalie, Texas doesn’t respect freedom, Chinese condoms too small for Zimbabwe, Canada’s most notorious gangster, Armie Hammer’s ballsack, the Shape of Water sucks, Macaulay Culkin twitter meltdown, Tiffany Haddish and Brad Pitt and the Bracket Challenge announcement.

Iowa grants gun permits to the blind, Geno Smith is a flat earth truther, German athletes use nonalcoholic beer as Gatorade, China cracks down on funeral strippers, scarves, Melrose Place chick blew a teen, Vanilla Ice’s divorce and  Emrata’s surprise marriage.

The Wire, more Instastory love, shower shaming, Chris Long dunks on Fox News, Wendy’s sucks, skier roofied by trucker, cruise eventualities, worst parents ever, indecent proposal, Jen Aniston back on the market, Scott Baio sucks and the Noxzema girl.

Bodybuilding shenanigans, WKRP, InstaStories, flesh eating turtles and a heavy dose of #lyfecoaching.

RIP Frasier’s dad, Wilt Chamberlain, Bridget Moynahan, human Uber, $850 Crocs, Susan Sarandon, Steve Wynn is disgusting and John Stamos’ Disney-themed engagement.