Brian and Ed talk about d*ck riders, No Hard Feelings, Jennifer Lawrence, Jason Mellon, Slacker, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, NCAA bowling sex scandal, Neymar, Antonio Brown, Zion Williamson, Grimace and Titanic submarine billionaire’s stepson.
Brian and Ed break down Gwen Stefani’s new face, Dante Ferrari, UPS, Trump, Black Mirror, Pentagon Papers, Bob Huggins, Conor McGregor, Alex Honnold, Nikola Jokic, missing submarines, Grimace and Guy Fieri.
Brian and “Ed” talk about Li’l Dickie, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pat Sajak , The 700 Club, The Unabomber, The Iron Sheik, LIV golf, lying Chris Paul, Zion Williamson, Bam Margera, Grimace, virgin births and platonic cumming.
Brian and “Ed” talk Cobra, gummi bears, Stacey King, LA Gear, Nazi memorabilia, hot dog vs. sandwiches, Lewis Hamilton vs. Shakira, airport “filth,” Chiefsaholic, Al Pacino, Hot Pocket flavors and MORE.
Brian and Ed discuss Wolfman Jack, birthdays, Josh Gad and:
Bezos and Sanchez – https://people.com/human-interest/jeff-bezos-engaged-lauren-sanchez/
NBA “sorry motherfuckers” -https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3467465/we-do-got-a-lot-of-sorry-motherfuckers-paul-george-and-demar-derozan-think-there-are-a-smooth-75-100-nba-players-that-stink
Tiger Woods accused by ex-girlfriend of ending relationship by tricking her to go to the airport – https://sports.yahoo.com/tiger-woods-ex-girlfriend-says-011130207.html
Brett Favre drops defamation lawsuit against Pat McAfee – https://theathletic.com/4514763/2023/05/12/brett-favre-pat-mcafee-defamation-lawsuit/
Two fishermen who put weights in the fish for a tournament win have been sentenced to 10 days in the hoosegow and forfeiture of a $100k boat – https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/2-fishermen-caught-cheating-ohio-tournament-sentenced-10-day-jail-term-rcna84141
McDonalds was found liable for disfiguring a 4 year old girl with a dangerously hot chicken nugget – https://www.newsweek.com/mcdonalds-found-liable-after-florida-girl-disfigured-chicken-nugget-1800322
Chris Pratt compares himself to Jesus amid religious backlash – https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniesoteriou/chris-pratt-compared-self-jesus-religion-backlash
Edward Furlong – https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12086591/Edward-Furlong-45-enjoys-date-ex-Monica-Keena-43-10-years-filed-restraining-order.html
A giant penis was mowed into the lawn at King Charles’ coronation event site – https://nypost.com/2023/05/04/giant-penis-mowed-into-lawn-at-king-charles-coronation-bash-site/
A penis-shaped iceberg was spotted off the coast of Dildo, Canada – https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/03/canadian-man-from-dildo-spots-penis-shaped-iceberg/
ABC used pre-9/11 footage of New York for Heat-Knicks halftime report – https://ftw.usatoday.com/lists/abc-espn-world-trade-center-twin-towers-footage-heat-knicks-halftime-reaction
ESPN fired MLB reporter for calling fellow reporter a “fucking cunt” – https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/27/ex-espn-reporter-marly-riveras-f-ing-c-diss-captured-on-video-aaron-judge/
An independent wrestler named Masada set himself on fire and suffered significant burn injuries – https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/28/wrestler-sets-himself-on-fire-in-deathmatch-event-suffers-significant-burns/
Matthew Lawrence says Oscar-winning director asked him to strip in exchange for Marvel role – https://sports.yahoo.com/matthew-lawrence-says-oscar-winning-170323973.html
Brian and “Ed” talk about The Stranger, Bam Margera, Charles Barkley, nude bowling, gambling, loser fans, Bill Simmons, more Telly TwoPutt fallout, Dame Edna, Johnny Depp, Ellen, treading water in “alligator-ridden lake,” fake kidnapping ends in proposal, Nick Cannon, David Charvet, Space X and Sammy Hagar.