Brian and Jason break down the Women Tell All and Peruvian sand sex.

Jason, Brian and FanceeSauce rate the sad homes and sadder families.

Death, Aziz, gym guy, Tinder, door holding etiquette, dinosaur trutherism, shower cameras, Saudi Arabia, Emoji movies, Charlie Daniels, Illuminati, chemtrails, January Jones, Trent Reznor’s stalker, Rick Ross and the Bachelor.

The death of Dick. What are Bills fans doing? Should the United lavatory defiler face the death penalty? Penis whitening. Is Oprah the president? And The Bachelor is heating up. Get it.

We’re living in the era of Corinne.

Is this the worst crop of contestants in Bachelor history?