Category Archives: The Bachelorette

The Bachelor Lifestyle: Means the World

Airtight?

Brian and Jason break down everything that happened during Gabby and Rachel’s visits to the contestants hometowns.

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The Bachelor Lifestyle: Cheese Squats

Brian and Jason bloviate about Gabby’s cry face, Logan’s “diagnosis,” safe words, masturbation and Tino being a huge bitch.

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The Bachelor Lifestyle: Twink Sloth

Brian Beckner and Jason Stewart can’t understand why Rachel and Gabby can’t make trades and why Rachel cries about getting rejected when she rejects multiple guys every week. Are there any other passengers on the ship and what’s up with the fish bukakke game? This show sucks.

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The Bachelor Lifestyle: Rough Around the Edges

Brian Beckner and Jason Stewart discusses Virgin Voyages, getting tattooed at sea, whether or not Paris is a romantic city, do ducks have paws, boxing, the art of seduction and The Game (both David Fincher’s and Neil Strauss’).

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The Bachelor Lifestyle: Three’s a Crowd

Brian and Jason discuss Mr. Furley, Larry Dallis, Kenny Loggins and the systematic misogyny endemic to the Bachelorette.

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The Bachelor Lifestyle: Two Bachelorettes

Brian Beckner and Jason Stewart break down the first two episodes of Rachel and Gabby’s double Bachelorette season.

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