Hannah B. finally dunks on Luke.
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EP. 274: Cancel Biden
The Vanderbilt Whistler, rooting hard against the USWNT, SNL, Cam Newton, the Mets, Le’Veon Bell, Burger King sucks, Hunter Biden, John Cusack, Jussie Smollett and Pam Anderson
The Bachelor Lifestyle: Nude Bungee
The show moves to Latvia where Hannah mounts and Luke P. continues to slide.
EP. 270: Soopa Gathering
3:10 RIP HARAMBE
6:35 20th Annual Soopa Gathering of The Juggalos
21:55 Deep Dive in TBLS Reddit
27:45 Listener VoiceMail
37:50 Sports
- SmashMouth Drake beef
- Dwyane Wade thinks milk costs $20
- Aaron Rodgers can’t chug
- Fans unhappy about tornado warning preempting NBA Game 7
47:35 Ed’s pornstar encounter
51:30 Non-Sports
- Boston Museum tells black students "no food no drink no watermelon"
- Someone broke into Massachusetts man's home and "tidied up"
- Florida woman caught smoking crack, drinking beer, and having oral sex in the back of a pickup truck
- Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage
- Mississippi republican punches wife in face for not undressing quickly enough
- A kid was skipping rocks at an Illinois zoo. Now a flamingo is dead.
- Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles
- Thousands sign petition calling for Danny DeVito to play Wolverine
1:06:50 Fancee joins the guys for:
- The Scoop it Up game
- Iggy Azalea’s “leaked” nudes
- Tony Robbins sucks
- Rob Lowe is beautiful
- Naomi Watts and Billy Crudup
- Moby is a huge douche
The Bachelor Lifestyle: Honey Mustard
Is Hannah dicknotized by Luke the muscle hunk? How much more of Jed’s acoustic guitar strumming will we be subjected to? And where does Cam rate on the loser scale?
EP. 268: Jack Nicholson’s Hog
16:00 - Voice Mail/Email
29:50 - Padres lose Twitter handle
- Aubrey Huff has "views"
- Klay Thompson walks out of Avengers
- SmashMouth trolls Bryce Harper, gets pwned
- Boston radio hangs up on Carolina reporter because of his accent
- Kim Jong Un: Jock sniffer
38:40 - Border wall GoFundMe guy uses cash for yacht
- Airline pilot arrested for triple (!!!) homicide
- Penis extensions don't work
- Delta Airlines sucks
- Couple dies of plague (!) after consuming (!!) raw (!!!) marmot (!!!!)
59:00 - FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss:
- Lyfecoaching
- Facials
- The "Scoop it Up" game
- Tyra BanX
- Game of Thrones
- Anthony Weiner
- Felicity Huffman
- Maluma
- Tiger Woods
- Jack Nicholson's Hog
- #FreeBritney
EP. 262: Scoop it Up
00:00 – The guys discuss Us/Dumbo
10:50 – Voicemail/emails
35:45 – The 90s Sitcom Tournament concludes
47:45 – A frank discussion of Jim Nantz’s tie
50:15 – Greg Schiano abruptly resigns from Patriots to spend more time with “faith and family”
– Celtics fan gets year and a half ban for calling Demarcus Cousins the n-word
– Tim Hardaway says he can’t get into hall of fame because of his 2007 rant against gays
– Keenan Allen responds to Le’Veon Bell’s twitter post of his new song, calling it trash.
– Kevin Love was listed out with “shoulder soreness” right after he was drunk on Instagram
– College drama students were trying to recreate stabbing scene from 2004 Ashton Kutcher movie “The Butterfly Effect,” one student got into character and stabbed two classmates
– Authorities have now figured out why Garfield phones have been washing up on the beaches of France for the past 30 years.
60:00 – @FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss:
– Americans not having sex
– Alabama congressman Mo Brooks defended Trump by quoting Mein Kampf
– NYC dentist who traded root canals for meth
– Notre Dame mom begs female students to stop wearing leggings
– Ohio news team tried to speak in teen slang
– Jim Carrey vs. Mussolini
– RIP Nipsey Hussle
– Wedding bells for Nicolas Cage
– Tough times for (babe) Lori Loughlin
– Health scare for Mick Jagger
– Elon Musk’s RIP Harambe tribute
EP. 259: Aunt Becky’s Troubles
Russell Westbrook, the 90’s sitcom bracket, the Iditarod, Vince Young fired, college Dean quits over Chick-Fil-A, billionaire dies during penile enlargement surgery, Utah first cousins wed, jaguar attack, Abducted in Plain Sight, Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman, Meghan McCain, Luke Perry’s daughter and Selfmade Kash.
EP. 256: Howard the Duck
A critical review of the original Marvel movie – Howard the Duck.
EP. 253: Beach Wall
The Fyre Festival documentary, men who wear capri pants, muff, MLK photoshop fail, and is St. Louis boring? Plus, the dog who ran a marathon, Tiki Barber on Broadway, General Booty, Curt Schilling sucks, porn star offers to intercourse entire college baseball team, anti-gay megachurch pastor loves gay sex, blackface, cocaine in the Thames, horse sex, influencers dying, was Jimmy Kimmel’s beach house SWATTED? R. Kelly is still horrible, the Michael Jackson doc is disturbing, Tom Brokaw is senile, and Mookie Betts is not going to the White House.