New TBLs song, Manuel in Gardena, LaGarrette Blount’s dick, Facetiming with other men, t-shirt cannon to the dick, Jason Maxiell catalogues his sexings, Vontae Davis quit, school superintendent doesn’t like black QBs, vagina tortoise, faking down syndrome, fantasy football, L’il Xan ODs, Bill Cosby, Rita Ora and Tiger FUCKING Woods.

A celebration of Burt Reynolds’ signature film.

Chris Fowler, Natalie Wood, 2018 NFL Preview, Tom Cruise, Steve Guttenberg, Billy Corgan vs. Smashmouth, Rachel Weisz, Jack Osbourne and Tekashi69.

Facebook tagging, Tiger Woods, juicy butts, Gold Bond, county fairs, Patreon heroes, MASH, the Knicks, the Killers, Logan Paul to the UFC? Girl uses being “white, clean” as DUI excuse. Paul Hogan, interesting tattoos, Felecia Jones, home births, Scientology, rock ‘n’ roll pastors, James Gunn back? Don Johnson’s hog, Sean Young is still nuts and a RHONY tragedy.

Mike Post, fuck Alex Jones, Tricky Dick’s sad final White House lunch, Tide Pods, Ohio State fans are huge losers, Michael Jordan is kind of a pussy, JR Smith isn’t, septuagenarian Costco sample brawl, office “masturbation zones,” tattoos, Liz Hurley, more loud cummers, Lance Bass outbid for Brady Bunch house, Seth Rogen taught Tom Cruise about Internet porn, George Michael’s will and Sacha Baron Cohen vs. Sarah Palin.

Fast Times feedback, white people still terrified of black people, Jimmy Garappolo dating world’s sloppiest porno actress, Bigfoot erotica, the Tokoloshe, hedge fucking, porn addiction, loud cummers, Guy Fieri: hero, JCVD and Gwyneth Paltrow is still the worst.