Brian and Ed discus mechanical pencils, night guards, rotisserie chickens, classroom dosed with LSD (https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh10p3K982swmJn570/zombieland-hs-classroom-goes-crazy-after-someone-put-lsd-in-the-water-fountain) and:
Former Uconn and NBA player Ben Gordon was arrested for attacking 2 McDonald’s security guards. Last month he was arrested for punching his 10 year old son in an airport.
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/34953714/ben-gordon-arrested-second-month-mcdonald-guard-hit
A Croatian soccer player was dumped by his team after having sex on the center circle field with his Playboy model wife. His wife said it was his lifelong dream.
https://www.sportbible.com/football/croatia-defender-transfer-listed-sex-playboy-pitch-20221104
A TikToker hit a golf ball into the Grand Canyon. She now faces charges.
https://golf.com/news/tiktoker-faces-charges-grand-canyon-golf-stunt/
Dwight Howard feels snubbed about being left off the 75th anniversary team. “Total disrespect.”
https://www.si.com/nba/2022/11/01/dwight-howard-nba-75th-anniversary-team-snub-total-disrespect
UPDATE: Shakira’s ex Gerard Pique announces sudden retirement. Won’t have to play with his wife on the Barcelona kit.
https://people.com/sports/gerard-pique-anounces-retirement-soccer-after-shakira-split/
Polyana Viana Says Colby Covington Got Upset When She Refused To Finger His Butthole
Years & Years frontman Olly Alexander says he won’t be wearing Savage X Fenty following Johnny Depp’s involvement in the fashion show.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/natashajokic1/olly-alexander-johnny-depp-savage-x-fenty
Air Force says penis shaped flight pattern aimed at Russian base in Syria was total accident
James Corden has been accused of stealing jokes from Ricky Gervais and Noel Fielding
Caterers on the set of Denzel Washington’s Equalizer 3 were arrested in a cocaine bust
A Weinstein accuser says the first person she opened up to about the assault was Mel Gibson. Now it looks like Mel will be testifying.
SpaceX has turned its hyperloop test track into an employee parking lot
https://futurism.com/the-byte/spacex-dismantles-hyperloop-prototype-parking-lot
Bhad Bhabie delivered a speech to Oxford University students about making $50 million on OnlyFans. The next speaker of the night was Malala
Adele says we have been saying her name wrong all this time
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/adele-clarifies-name-pronounciation-1234623249/
There was a federal catalytic converter raid in Oklahoma
Nick Cannon expecting baby #11, his second with model Alyssa Scott: “Miracle and a blessing”
https://people.com/parents/nick-cannon-expecting-baby-11-alyssa-scott-photos/
Tyson Foods’ CFO was arrested after getting drunk, breaking into a home, and falling asleep in a random woman’s bed
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