Picture Perfect/Object of my Affection, 90s sitcom tourney announcement, Usher herp truthers, John Wayne truthers, furries, more Matt Kuchar fallout, Olympic lightsaber dueling, sad Ja Rule, more deets on Bob Kraft’s “proclivities,” college softball coach constantly barging into women’s locker room to “use the microwave,” bomb threat at Kansas Home Depot turns out to be a bathroom emergency, cocaine-stuffed Lunchables, Cupcakke, Jussie Smollet, Jeff Goldblum, Bradley Cooper, Lady Gaga, Takashi69, Meghan Trainor and a complete Oscars roundup.

Hubie Brown, BTK, plumbers, Lindsay Graham and did Dabo Swinney inadvertently give Clemson players PEDs? Plus Lamar Odom vapes, the gift of fear, Lenny Dykstra still sucks and could you kill a mountain lion? A New Jersey groom was arrested for attempting to molest a 13-year-old girl at his wedding, two sisters in a contest to have sex with father, Texas tigers, Jeff Bezos’ dick and Jennifer Aniston’s birthday party.