Super Bowl reaction, Instastory secrets, Jose Canseco talks to aliens, english soccer team owner accidentally tweets dick pic, “known cheater” Tom Brady, most popular Super Bowl snacks by state. Who’s sexier: Venom or Ted Bundy? Tennessee man ODs on meth is promptly eaten by bear, self checkout shenanigans, the “Blow Job King” doesn’t like that name. Ace Frehley vs. Gene Simmons, Florida man brings grenade to Taco Bell, Australian toilet snakes, biggest dongs by state, and Pete Davidson living his best life, Liam Neeson’s very bad week, Ariana Grande’s problematic tattoo, Tekashi69 turned snitch, is Jonny Lee Miller a #loudcummer? And Is Cory Booker dating a hollywood actress to mask a bigger truth?
Is someone not there for the “right reasons?” Who ate a bug? Why was Elyse wearing a prom dress? Did Heather finally get her first kiss? And what was up with that boat trip to a “private island?”
The Fyre Festival documentary, men who wear capri pants, muff, MLK photoshop fail, and is St. Louis boring? Plus, the dog who ran a marathon, Tiki Barber on Broadway, General Booty, Curt Schilling sucks, porn star offers to intercourse entire college baseball team, anti-gay megachurch pastor loves gay sex, blackface, cocaine in the Thames, horse sex, influencers dying, was Jimmy Kimmel’s beach house SWATTED? R. Kelly is still horrible, the Michael Jackson doc is disturbing, Tom Brokaw is senile, and Mookie Betts is not going to the White House.
Miss North Carolina and Miss Alabama’s simmering feud comes to a boil. Who is the strongest Bachelor contestant of all time? And would you invite Colton to your pool party?
An eye-opening conversation with Claire Wyckoff, the Neil Armstrong of dick running. Plus, a german soccer coach that selects players based on dong size, an ex-NFL DB breaks a public masturbator’s face, a New Hampshire man arrested for having sex and smoking crack while driving, a hero in Spokane stands vigil for Little Caesar’s, an autistic teen learned sex from Reddit, the Fyre Fest, Pam Anderson hates porno, Steve Guttenberg is off the market, to catch Chris Hansen and 97-year-old Prince Phillip is a menace to British highways.
RIP Carol Channing, Vice, Bird Box, Bandersnatch, Adam Gase, fuck Tom Brady, Trump served the Clemson Tigers Filet o’ Fish, Trevor Bauer might be insane, Jay Paterno supports Saudi Arabia, Ohio teacher caught wanking in class, freeway chicken tenders, Jeff Bezos hooks up with local news anchor, Charlie Sheen is sober, Gwyneth Paltrow (the worst) brought her ex-husband on her honeymoon, Tom Sizemore is a mess and Louis CK may have given a chef an STD.
We’re on Reddit. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, Freddie Mercury, public flatulence, important listener voicemail, darts champion uses farts to his advantage, wrestler removed from flight for vaping, parent poses as ref for kid’s football game, Gritty chases Proud Boys out of Philly, drunk curlers, anti-vaxxers cause massive chicken pox outbreak, big dick toilets, musicals, turtles muling yayo, kids are the worst, Brian Austin Green is a deadbeat dad, the Michael Avenatti nightmare is over, Paris Hilton calls off engagement, Heather Locklear is still unwell and Tekashi69 facing life in prison.
