Iowa grants gun permits to the blind, Geno Smith is a flat earth truther, German athletes use nonalcoholic beer as Gatorade, China cracks down on funeral strippers, scarves, Melrose Place chick blew a teen, Vanilla Ice’s divorce and Emrata’s surprise marriage.
The Wire, more Instastory love, shower shaming, Chris Long dunks on Fox News, Wendy’s sucks, skier roofied by trucker, cruise eventualities, worst parents ever, indecent proposal, Jen Aniston back on the market, Scott Baio sucks and the Noxzema girl.
RIP Frasier’s dad, Wilt Chamberlain, Bridget Moynahan, human Uber, $850 Crocs, Susan Sarandon, Steve Wynn is disgusting and John Stamos’ Disney-themed engagement.
Leaked sex tapes, Jets WR threatens cop in the worst way possible, Big Ben, Hawaii’s nuclear threat affects porn use, Rand Paul and Oscar nom discussion.
Death, Aziz, gym guy, Tinder, door holding etiquette, dinosaur trutherism, shower cameras, Saudi Arabia, Emoji movies, Charlie Daniels, Illuminati, chemtrails, January Jones, Trent Reznor’s stalker, Rick Ross and the Bachelor.
The death of Dick. What are Bills fans doing? Should the United lavatory defiler face the death penalty? Penis whitening. Is Oprah the president? And The Bachelor is heating up. Get it.