Is Juan Pablo Galavis the Dumbest Bachelor Ever?

  I don’t think there’s any question that the answer is clearly yes. Sure, the ESL thing doesn’t exactly help his case, but let’s be honest, in any language Juan Pablo is an idiot. I also think that the only plausible reason ABC and the producers of the show had to cast this guy, who is unbearably…

Olympic Viewer’s Guide February 21-23

In a few short days, the Winter Olympics will be over.  It’s time to take stock of what we’ve learned.  We’ve learned that it is possible to be sexually attracted to curlers. We’ve learned that not even Bob Costas’ massive ego can overcome a heavy dose of pink eye. We’ve learned that Lebanon doesn’t handle…

Jerks Ever After

A few weeks ago a dying, 82 year-old Ohio man gave his family a final request – to “ride off to heaven” on his “cycle.”  Citing their father’s quirkiness, the family obliged.  Billy Standley was propped-up, Weekend at Bernie’s style, on his blue 1967 Electra Glide motorcycle and encased in a clear box and casket. …

Olympic Viewer’s Guide February 18-20

Much like Mexican food, the Winter Olympics are really a variation of about four things – just replace cheese, tortilla, salsa, and sour cream with skis, sleds, snowboards, and skates.  By the middle of week two, everything looks vaguely familiar.  Uncertainty creeps in.  So follow this viewer’s guide and you’ll wind-up with that fantastic hockey…

Olympic Viewer’s Guide February 10-13

Facing its first weekend of the year without football, Americans far and wide needed something to celebrate. The NBA and NHL are nowhere close to the playoffs. March madness is over a month away. But, due to the fortuitous cycle of Olympics falling in February, the good times in sports can keep rolling. Thanks to…