One thought on “The Baller Lifestyle Podcast Episode 21 (Part 1)”

  1. 1. Sterling Mallory Archer – You’ve seen how he dealt w/ the wee baby Seamus. What kid wouldn’t want to learn about the Danger Zone, hookers & highballs.
    2. The Great Triumvirate – You might call that cheating. I might tell you to fuck off. Clay, Webster & Calhoun are a package deal. Calhoun punts, Webster tosses it & Clay kicks it. Team effort fellas.
    3. Tim Tebow – There’s a reason he can claim being vagina free. He’s got other repressed deals he’s struggling through.
    4. Cheerleader – Sure it’s terribly cliché but it’s also awesome. Who doesn’t like cheerleaders? Plus, I think this will be a good revenue generator for all the geeky guys that want to live this one out. Money maker galore.
    5. Elizabeth Lubbock from Just the Ten of Us – You’ve seen the hotness factor of her daughters & you know they didn’t get that from their fat gym coach father. She’s got like 67 kids so you know she’s down for whatever.
    6. Bodie – It’s a mainstream answer but this roster really needs a glue guy that understands his role. Bodie is a proven performer who handles his business. This team needs more Bodies.
    7. Mr. Miyagi – He’s a bad guy. Nothing more to add.
    8. Webster – Easy answer. You don’t have to be faster than the bear, just the other guy. If there’s a riot, obviously some people are going to die. If I sacrifice Webster & rip off his head, other rioters will leave me alone & go bother other people. I figure fighting your way out w/ a bad ass is just too much effort, much better to pick off the weak link.
    9. Gene Rayburn – that skinny mic has shiv like tendencies, plus I assume he can assemble all the Match Game panel to do his bidding. Why fight people himself if he can have Chuckie N. Riels choke out his opposition via ascot? Rayburn is the painfully obvious solution.
    10. McKinley High School – Everyone has a fascination w/ Winnie Cooper when in fact Becky Slater is the much better choice. Also, if Kevin Arnold can pull Winnie & some of the others, image just how desperate those young ladies are. A reminder to anyone that selects Riverside, why would you want to hang out with Mr. Belding/Travis Rodgers? Have those two ever been seen in the same place at the same time?
    11. Jake Lloyd – He’d only be about 3 so maybe it’d be enough force to re-womb him. Then the world wouldn’t have to suffer through his whining in Jingle All the Way or as his wretched performance as Anakin Skywalker in a movie that never actually occurred called The Phantom Menace.
    12. Merton Hanks as a Brontosaurs – No such thing as a leaf he couldn’t reach.

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