RIP Bob Einstein, Mean Gene and the Captain, kim chi shaming, men who eat ice cream cones, toilet shenanigans, people can’t stop rubbing Cristiano Ronaldo’s dick, female MMA fighter destroys would be robber, soccer guy defends Saltbae, confederate Andrew Luck, Jim Irsay back on pills? National parks drowning in excrement, Notre Dame porno ban, laser farts, PornHub stats, Golden Globes, Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale and Johnny Depp.

Cloned Nigerian preisdent, Uber drivers, Philip Rivers expecting child number nine, Hilton employee fired for posting lynching pic, Eric Reid gets drug tested A LOT, woman jailed for cotton candy possession, murdered missionary island becomes a tourist destination, new Proud Boy rules, activist draws dicks around potholes, is “New” Mexico a state, Starbucks set to ban porno, good guy with a gun shoots off own dick,  farting woman pulls knife on offended party, Takashi69 news, Quentin Tarantino married, Hugh Hefner sex tapes, 50 Cent is a bad rapper and dad, Eddie Murphy loves to fuck and Madonna shades Gaga.

Twitter, $100 “no view” Warriors tix, Woody Harrelson, Gritty for Pres, Mike Gundy doesn’t like “the snowflake,” Dutch soccer strippers, disgraced Ohio St. coach violates the man code, Las Vegas sportscaster arrested for cranking it, Florida mom coffee mug brawl, Florida gas station forbids “urine warming,” McDonald’s sued, Waffle House, Florida principle steals $900 from special needs 9-year-old, saxophone dick,  worst Thanksgiving items, waterbeds, Tekashi69, Chris Pine’s dick, Helena Christiansen, Kanye hired private fire fighters to save home, RIP Stan Lee and Ice-T has never had a bagel (or coffee).

Halloween candy, Tex Cobb, Manuel’s song, Joel Embiid, Joe Paterno’s wife, racist political commercials, kid wears Hitler costume to school, Grandfather’s ashes baked into cookies, Pat Robertson is still alive, cow fisting, Ted Cruz’s wife, speak english at Dunkin Donuts, Kangaroo meat, bachelor pads, breast enhancement, Anthony Keidis tossed from Lakers game, Floyd Mayweather (dummy) spends $2k on lottery, world’s hottest weather girl, the Mountain weds and A-Rod’s child support woes.

Someone else called the cops on people existing while black, Ed reviews an episode of 227 on episode 227, British hooligans destroy Ikea, ESPN weasel Darren Rovell demands electronic scoring for competitive eating, The Gathering of the Juggalos, George Clooney injured in a scooter accident, Bieber engaged, Kylie Jenner’s lips news and Blink 182 found Saddam.

Kellen Winslow Jr., Landon Donovan, Sam Dekker, US Open broadcast interrupted by two dudes talking about fucking, Target sells “Baby Daddy” cards for Father’s Day, clarinet player’s girlfriend is a next-level crazy bitch, tattoos, Dadvice, Heather Locklear, Tommy Lee, Takashi69 and RIP XXXTentacion.

Boat shoes, Jerry Jones’ face, Dazed and Confused, Rain City Jacks, Boogie Nights, Lindsey Graham, Trump’s golf game, pee wee football assault, Ed Daly’s modeling career, Dolphin’s coach loves cocaine, Harvey Weinstein and more.

NFL protests, Shad Khan, Puerto Rico, polio, Tom Brady, Thomas Magnum, pro wrestling cruise, Domino’s sex, weed, Can Conundrum, FanceeSports, Kardashian pregnancy update, Sofia Vergara, Morgan Freeman, Quentin Tarantino engaged and Young Dolph.