One thought on “The Baller Lifestyle Podcast Episode 62”

1. Am I the only person alive that doesn’t give a shit about March Madness? Look, I understand if that is your deal. But you don’t have to shove it in my face 24/7 for an entire month. ESPN latches on to March Madness & sucks it dry like Lisa Ann on a sodium heavy diet. And “college basketball guy” defends this stuff so much it makes “soccer guy” think he should take a chill-pill. Unless you go to that school, or went to that school, or are related to a player, I don’t know why you would have any possible interest in a #7 v #8 regional game where a commonly repeated statement is “2 tournament wins would be considered a success for this team”. I guess they’ve progressed beyond “tying their shoelaces independently” as a gauge to celebrate. And who are these guys anyway? If I wanted to experience teams I don’t know, from places I’ve never heard of, with people I’ll never remember, I’d sign up for Glen Campbell Fantasy Camp. Let’s step away from the brackets, the 10 channel screens, and pointless discussions, and put them where they rightfully belong. Right with the Crossfit talk, the gluten-free lifestyle advice, and your kids summer vacation pictures.

   On another note. Since he is famous, an athlete, a big guy, and will obviously not need it anymore: would either of you be willing to bid if Sotheby’s every tried to auction off Bruce Jenner’s dong? I imagine it would be larger than average, yet not “Nick Foles large”. Seems like it would be a waste to throw away a perfectly good white dick. If not, do you have any thoughts on who should recieve said penis? It could be put into some kind of “Locks For Love” program.

   I’ll hang up & listen.

   Always
   @Rights_Of_Bill

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