Good news: there’s still time to enter the Roast the Hosts iTunes contest. On this week’s show Brian and Ed discuss mascots, potluck strategy, girthy fingers, scoreboard proposal failure, ass implants, seedy massage parlors, and special guest Lisa Bee joins the guys to talk about Johnny Depp, Ryan Seacrest, an R. Kelly cuckolding story, the lube vs. no lube debate and a hilarious tale of priapism.