Dead whales, triggered snowflakes, Code Browns, “brote” fallout, Japanese driver wins Indy 500, another corporate Twitter fail, homeless hula hoop assault, Fox News lawsuit, The Eagles, Gathering of the Juggalos, “Hot Felon” update, Orlando Bloom banged some chick jobless, The Tokoloshe, The Weeknd, Tiger Woods, quaaludes and Mary Kay and Vili.