Facebook tagging, Tiger Woods, juicy butts, Gold Bond, county fairs, Patreon heroes, MASH, the Knicks, the Killers, Logan Paul to the UFC? Girl uses being “white, clean” as DUI excuse. Paul Hogan, interesting tattoos, Felecia Jones, home births, Scientology, rock ‘n’ roll pastors, James Gunn back? Don Johnson’s hog, Sean Young is still nuts and a RHONY tragedy.

Mike Post, fuck Alex Jones, Tricky Dick’s sad final White House lunch, Tide Pods, Ohio State fans are huge losers, Michael Jordan is kind of a pussy, JR Smith isn’t, septuagenarian Costco sample brawl, office “masturbation zones,” tattoos, Liz Hurley, more loud cummers, Lance Bass outbid for Brady Bunch house, Seth Rogen taught Tom Cruise about Internet porn, George Michael’s will and Sacha Baron Cohen vs. Sarah Palin.

Fast Times feedback, white people still terrified of black people, Jimmy Garappolo dating world’s sloppiest porno actress, Bigfoot erotica, the Tokoloshe, hedge fucking, porn addiction, loud cummers, Guy Fieri: hero, JCVD and Gwyneth Paltrow is still the worst.