Mike Post, fuck Alex Jones, Tricky Dick’s sad final White House lunch, Tide Pods, Ohio State fans are huge losers, Michael Jordan is kind of a pussy, JR Smith isn’t, septuagenarian Costco sample brawl, office “masturbation zones,” tattoos, Liz Hurley, more loud cummers, Lance Bass outbid for Brady Bunch house, Seth Rogen taught Tom Cruise about Internet porn, George Michael’s will and Sacha Baron Cohen vs. Sarah Palin.