On this week’s episode of the award winning sports podcast they guys talk pizza monsters, Josh Duhamel vs. Draymond Green, Jim Kelly’s nephew cut by Broncos after drunken episode, Cesar Sayoc is incoherently passionate about youth soccer, University of Miami students petition to change the mascot’s pipe to a vape pen, more Halloween Nazis, “Nut Busted for Ejaculating on Straphanger,”  “stunt rapper” dies in wing walking “accident,” did Ross from Friends steal beer, and 50 Cent vs. Ja Rule, Kid Rock cancels show over room service dispute, Megyn Kelly, John Cena, Shaun White and American Pie singer Don McLean still fucks.

NY Times best selling author Jeff Pearlman joins the guys (36:00) to discuss his new book Football for a Buck: The Crazy Rise and Crazier Demise of the USFL.

Plus, professional juries, Deontay Wilder nearly kills mascot with punch, Tigers announcing team fired after dispute over “the good chair,” another white woman loses her job after attempting to bar a black man from entering his own apartment, lyfecoaching, celebrity divorce news, Johnny Depp, couples tattoos, Tara Reid is not ok, Takashi69 and RIP Paul Allen.

Dennis Quaid, Robocop, homecoming queen distributes pot brownies, Brooks Koepka explodes a woman’s eyeball, Mike Pence prays the gay away, South Park ruining the Catholic church, LaCroix sucks, naked florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, drunk birds, Dr. Dick, Banksy, ICP, Liam Neeson, Tupac lives, Suge Knight, Cardi B., Elon Musk, Busy Philips, Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande.

A controversial caller, haircuts, Chris Dudley, brain eating amoeba in Texas, ballplayer’s fiance calls him out for STD on Insta, human urine addicted goats, guy who sexed 6000 women dies during sex, woman honored with iPhone tombstone, another cord stuck in dick story, Oingo Boingo, Bieber didn’t get a pre-nup, Takashi69 news and Kanye sucks.