Halloween candy, Tex Cobb, Manuel’s song, Joel Embiid, Joe Paterno’s wife, racist political commercials, kid wears Hitler costume to school, Grandfather’s ashes baked into cookies, Pat Robertson is still alive, cow fisting, Ted Cruz’s wife, speak english at Dunkin Donuts, Kangaroo meat, bachelor pads, breast enhancement, Anthony Keidis tossed from Lakers game, Floyd Mayweather (dummy) spends $2k on lottery, world’s hottest weather girl, the Mountain weds and A-Rod’s child support woes.