All posts by Brian Beckner

Baller-in-Chief

EP. 272: Circle of Dongs

  • 00:00 – The Rock, outrage culture, Rocketman (the musical), Guy Fieri and Li’l Nas X
  • 26:20 – Reality Steve, the trough and and update on Peyronie’s disease
  • 47:30 – Urban Meyer, bunting, St. Louis Blues jump the gun, Warriors owner banned for life, ruptured testicle, dog runs 4:09 mile
  • 01:01:50 – Straight Pride Parade
  • 01:05:50 – FanceeSauce joins to discuss: naked man found in chicken coop, cheeseburger pizza, taunting police, the hot wings defense
  • 01:13:30 – FanceePop: Samoa bans Rocketman, Drake is a tool, Sean Avery is mad and Sansa Stark tried to get with Chandler Bing
  • 01:23:10 – The Scoop it Up game
  • 01:32:50 – Marcia Cross, Li’l Xan and Bieber vs. Cruise

EP. 271: Jeopardy James

  • 00:00 – Jeopardy James/Fuck Darren Rovell
  • 14:15 – Voicemail: Chugging/Marie Kondo
  • 34:55 – Drake Sucks/Bat Flipping/Smoking/OJ Simpson’s dick
  • 43:10 – Nine day erection/Banned YouTuber/Televangelist’s private jet
  • 49:00 – FanceeSauce: Evil spirits/Gay conversion/School principal busted at strip club
  • 55:35 – Email: Dad’s Club/Guys called Harry/Scoop it Up
  • 01:10:40  – FanceePop: Nic Cage’s divorce/Colin Farrell’s dong/A-Rod’s shitter/Kid Rock hated Borat/Kim Kardashian

EP. 270: Soopa Gathering

3:10 RIP HARAMBE

6:35 20th Annual Soopa Gathering of The Juggalos

21:55 Deep Dive in TBLS Reddit

27:45 Listener VoiceMail

37:50 Sports
     - SmashMouth Drake beef
     - Dwyane Wade thinks milk costs $20
     - Aaron Rodgers can’t chug
     - Fans unhappy about tornado warning preempting NBA Game 7

47:35 Ed’s pornstar encounter

51:30 Non-Sports

      - Boston Museum tells black students "no food no drink no watermelon"
      - Someone broke into Massachusetts man's home and "tidied up"
      - Florida woman caught smoking crack, drinking beer, and having oral sex in the back of a pickup truck
      - Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage
      - Mississippi republican punches wife in face for not undressing quickly enough
      - A kid was skipping rocks at an Illinois zoo. Now a flamingo is dead.
      - Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles
      - Thousands sign petition calling for Danny DeVito to play Wolverine

1:06:50 Fancee joins the guys for:
      - The Scoop it Up game
      - Iggy Azalea’s “leaked” nudes
      - Tony Robbins sucks
      - Rob Lowe is beautiful
      - Naomi Watts and Billy Crudup
      - Moby is a huge douche

EP. 269: Mr. Pibb Love

09:25 - Voicemail

25:00 - Riderless horse runs preakness
           - Lamar Odom's fake dong
           - Arnie got drop kicked

40:10 - 1000 losers sign petition to remake Game of Thrones
           - Morehouse college speaker pays off loans
           - Office billiard ball assault
           - Semen-filled crepes
           - German medieval sex circle crossbow murder
           - Port-a-Potty assault
           - Dad steals daughter's Girl Scout Cookie funds for erotic massage
           - Subway masturbator stabbed

1:00:00 - @FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss the sexiest accents and answer email

1:11:20 - FanceePop: Scarjost, Bieber's deodorant, a bachelor cops a plea, Jada Pinkett loves porno, Constance Wu and Johnny Depp
  

EP. 268: Jack Nicholson’s Hog

16:00  - Voice Mail/Email

29:50  - Padres lose Twitter handle
            - Aubrey Huff has "views"
            - Klay Thompson walks out of Avengers
            - SmashMouth trolls Bryce Harper, gets pwned
            - Boston radio hangs up on Carolina reporter because of his accent
            - Kim Jong Un: Jock sniffer

38:40  - Border wall GoFundMe guy uses cash for yacht
            - Airline pilot arrested for triple (!!!) homicide
            - Penis extensions don't work
            - Delta Airlines sucks
            - Couple dies of plague (!) after consuming (!!) raw (!!!) marmot (!!!!)

59:00 - FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss:   
            - Lyfecoaching
            - Facials
            - The "Scoop it Up" game
            - Tyra BanX
            - Game of Thrones
            - Anthony Weiner
            - Felicity Huffman
            - Maluma
            - Tiger Woods
            - Jack Nicholson's Hog
            - #FreeBritney