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EP. 264: Peyronie’s Disease

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What’s this guy’s ‘deal?’

15:50 – Voicemail/Email
31:10 – Phil Mickelson drags Matt Kuchar
           – Jay Cutler: hero
           – Cubs go retro
           – Soccer player threatens to shit on referee’s mother
           – Julian Assange was a terrible houseguest
           – Horse masturbator arrested twice in a day
           – Man sues parents (!) for trashing valuable (!!) porn (!!!)
           – Woman with four eyebrows
           – Philippine president brags about his big dick
           – Englebert Humperdink
           – Hatchet wielding hitchhiker charged with murder

1:07:00 – @fanceesauce joins the guys to talk about:
              – Antonio Brown early killing a child
              – Game of Thrones wagering shenanigans
              – Trivago Guy news
              – Ryan O’Neal trying to unload his Farah Fawcett Warhol portrait
              – Lori Loughlin pleading not guilty
   

        

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EP. 263: Prospector Pete

Alexandra Daddario.

10:25 – Brockmire/Veep

12:20 – Voicemail and plumbing advice

19:35 – RIP Seymour Cassel

26:20 – World’s Hottest Weather Girl
           – Fuck Sean Spicer
           – Stranded Thai soccer team on “Special K”
           – Rhino poacher trampled
           – 5D porn 
           – Denim panties
           – Arkansas men shoot each other in shared bulletproof vest
           – Confederate Memorial Day
           – Civilian on fly-along accidentally ejected from fighter jet
           – Bald eagles are trash

55:10 – @FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss:
                          – Apple Pay
                          – NBA Jam
                          – Can Conundrum
                          – Fortnite
                          – Celebrity guilty pleas
                          – Halsey
                          – Julianna Margulies
                          – Tom Selleck’s memoir
                          

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EP. 262: Scoop it Up

RIP

00:00 – The guys discuss Us/Dumbo

10:50 – Voicemail/emails

35:45 – The 90s Sitcom Tournament concludes

47:45 – A frank discussion of Jim Nantz’s tie

50:15 – Greg Schiano abruptly resigns from Patriots to spend more time with “faith and family”

           – Celtics fan gets year and a half ban for calling Demarcus Cousins the n-word

           – Tim Hardaway says he can’t get into hall of fame because of his 2007 rant against gays

           – Keenan Allen responds to Le’Veon Bell’s twitter post of his new song, calling it trash.

           – Kevin Love was listed out with “shoulder soreness” right after he was drunk on Instagram

           – College drama students were trying to recreate stabbing scene from 2004 Ashton Kutcher movie “The Butterfly Effect,” one student got into character and stabbed two classmates

           – Authorities have now figured out why Garfield phones have been washing up on the beaches of France for the past 30 years.

60:00 – @FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss:

          – Americans not having sex

          – Alabama congressman Mo Brooks defended Trump by quoting Mein Kampf

          – NYC dentist who traded root canals for meth

          – Notre Dame mom begs female students to stop wearing leggings

          – Ohio news team tried to speak in teen slang

          – Jim Carrey vs. Mussolini

          – RIP Nipsey Hussle

          – Wedding bells for Nicolas Cage

          – Tough times for (babe) Lori Loughlin

          – Health scare for Mick Jagger

          – Elon Musk’s RIP Harambe tribute