An update on the Amish, Seahawks fans are still the worst, Bronco players wanted to teabag Tom Brady and Neil deGrasse Tyson settles a flat earth truther’s hash.
If jazz is the musical equivalent of Norovirus, 43 seconds of Kim Cattrall scatting along to her (now former) husband playing stand-up bass is three days of diarrhea and begging for one’s own imminent death. OMG she’s such a Samantha.