Hannah needs fluids. Two contestants square off in a pity rose battle. One contestant leaves without explanation. And who is likely going to commit murder?
The Bachelor Lifestyle: Pity Rose
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EP. 269: Mr. Pibb Love
09:25 - Voicemail
25:00 - Riderless horse runs preakness
- Lamar Odom's fake dong
- Arnie got drop kicked
40:10 - 1000 losers sign petition to remake Game of Thrones
- Morehouse college speaker pays off loans
- Office billiard ball assault
- Semen-filled crepes
- German medieval sex circle crossbow murder
- Port-a-Potty assault
- Dad steals daughter's Girl Scout Cookie funds for erotic massage
- Subway masturbator stabbed
1:00:00 - @FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss the sexiest accents and answer email
1:11:20 - FanceePop: Scarjost, Bieber's deodorant, a bachelor cops a plea, Jada Pinkett loves porno, Constance Wu and Johnny Depp
The Bachelor Lifestyle: Honey Mustard
Is Hannah dicknotized by Luke the muscle hunk? How much more of Jed’s acoustic guitar strumming will we be subjected to? And where does Cam rate on the loser scale?
EP. 268: Jack Nicholson’s Hog
16:00 - Voice Mail/Email
29:50 - Padres lose Twitter handle
- Aubrey Huff has "views"
- Klay Thompson walks out of Avengers
- SmashMouth trolls Bryce Harper, gets pwned
- Boston radio hangs up on Carolina reporter because of his accent
- Kim Jong Un: Jock sniffer
38:40 - Border wall GoFundMe guy uses cash for yacht
- Airline pilot arrested for triple (!!!) homicide
- Penis extensions don't work
- Delta Airlines sucks
- Couple dies of plague (!) after consuming (!!) raw (!!!) marmot (!!!!)
59:00 - FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss:
- Lyfecoaching
- Facials
- The "Scoop it Up" game
- Tyra BanX
- Game of Thrones
- Anthony Weiner
- Felicity Huffman
- Maluma
- Tiger Woods
- Jack Nicholson's Hog
- #FreeBritney
The Bachelor Lifestyle: Let it Rest
Is Hanna the worst Bachelorette and is she being courted by the worst group of contestants? Answers here.
EP. 267: Yellow Pocket Angel Eggs
The Running Man, dentists, Derek Jeter, Liam the Big Dick Male Sex Doll, Game of Thrones etc.
EP. 266: The Running Man
A critical discussion of the 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic – The Running Man.
EP. 265: Barker’s Beauties
Wall-to-wall coverage of theBallerLifestyle.com’s official game show draft.
EP. 264: Peyronie’s Disease
15:50 – Voicemail/Email
31:10 – Phil Mickelson drags Matt Kuchar
– Jay Cutler: hero
– Cubs go retro
– Soccer player threatens to shit on referee’s mother
– Julian Assange was a terrible houseguest
– Horse masturbator arrested twice in a day
– Man sues parents (!) for trashing valuable (!!) porn (!!!)
– Woman with four eyebrows
– Philippine president brags about his big dick
– Englebert Humperdink
– Hatchet wielding hitchhiker charged with murder
1:07:00 – @fanceesauce joins the guys to talk about:
– Antonio Brown early killing a child
– Game of Thrones wagering shenanigans
– Trivago Guy news
– Ryan O’Neal trying to unload his Farah Fawcett Warhol portrait
– Lori Loughlin pleading not guilty
EP. 263: Prospector Pete
10:25 – Brockmire/Veep
12:20 – Voicemail and plumbing advice
19:35 – RIP Seymour Cassel
26:20 – World’s Hottest Weather Girl
– Fuck Sean Spicer
– Stranded Thai soccer team on “Special K”
– Rhino poacher trampled
– 5D porn
– Denim panties
– Arkansas men shoot each other in shared bulletproof vest
– Confederate Memorial Day
– Civilian on fly-along accidentally ejected from fighter jet
– Bald eagles are trash
55:10 – @FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss:
– Apple Pay
– NBA Jam
– Can Conundrum
– Fortnite
– Celebrity guilty pleas
– Halsey
– Julianna Margulies
– Tom Selleck’s memoir