Mike Post, fuck Alex Jones, Tricky Dick’s sad final White House lunch, Tide Pods, Ohio State fans are huge losers, Michael Jordan is kind of a pussy, JR Smith isn’t, septuagenarian Costco sample brawl, office “masturbation zones,” tattoos, Liz Hurley, more loud cummers, Lance Bass outbid for Brady Bunch house, Seth Rogen taught Tom Cruise about Internet porn, George Michael’s will and Sacha Baron Cohen vs. Sarah Palin.
Fast Times feedback, white people still terrified of black people, Jimmy Garappolo dating world’s sloppiest porno actress, Bigfoot erotica, the Tokoloshe, hedge fucking, porn addiction, loud cummers, Guy Fieri: hero, JCVD and Gwyneth Paltrow is still the worst.
Escaped zoo jaguar goes on killing spree, RIP Papa John “Schnatter,” Supreme Court nominee went broke on Nationals tickets, New Jersey adulterers die in the act, kid gets USB cable stuck in his dick, balls deep, Johnny Depp is still a mess, Bruce Willis settles the “Is Die Hard a Christmas movie” debate, Katherine McPhee engaged to very rich old guy, Pamela Anderson is boning a French footballer, Billy Bush and big episode 229 announcement.
Someone else called the cops on people existing while black, Ed reviews an episode of 227 on episode 227, British hooligans destroy Ikea, ESPN weasel Darren Rovell demands electronic scoring for competitive eating, The Gathering of the Juggalos, George Clooney injured in a scooter accident, Bieber engaged, Kylie Jenner’s lips news and Blink 182 found Saddam.
#PermitPatty, Jimmy Fallon owes the world an apology for Justin Timberlake, Hereditary, grocery lists, Kenny Rogers, Burger King, biggest dicks at the World Cup, The San Diego Chicken, Aussies drink the World Cup dry, Westworld, Johnny Depp, XXXTentacion RIP, Pawn Stars, Sofia Vergara, Heather Locklear and Seth Rogen.
Kellen Winslow Jr., Landon Donovan, Sam Dekker, US Open broadcast interrupted by two dudes talking about fucking, Target sells “Baby Daddy” cards for Father’s Day, clarinet player’s girlfriend is a next-level crazy bitch, tattoos, Dadvice, Heather Locklear, Tommy Lee, Takashi69 and RIP XXXTentacion.
RIP Anthony Bourdain, fuck Moby, Kyrie Irving: early botanist, Muhammad Ali doesn’t need Trump’s pardon, baseball nerds argue the definition of “games over .500,” Crossfit exec hates gay people, mmmmm amputated leg tacos, another serial “poo jogger,” swimming, dongs, sweater pervs, Westworld, Vince Vaughn pulled a DUI, Bo Duke’s gotta pay, Slash’s ex-wife got paid, Takashi69 and Chief Keef.
Star Wars loser is the biggest loser, Bryan Colangelo, Bofa Deez Nuts, Mavs exec couldn’t stop jerkin it at work, world record orgy, Buffalo Wild Wings Twitter hacked, Canada update, RIP Kate Spade, who is Kendall Jenner banging, Dennis Rodman brokering nuke deal, scofflaw Tori Spelling, Olivia Munn and Coco T’s breastfeeding controversy.
@RealitySteve joins the guys for some behind the scenes details on Becca’s suitors, and Brian is ALL IN on Leo the soft porn star.
Home staging, iTunes/Apple podcasts reviews, virtue signaling, wild animals, is the NFL done, Lenny Dykstra, parents evict 30-year-old son, sperm donor fathers 65 kids from back of van, Marv Albert, Roseanne Barr is nuts, Caitlyn vs. Brody Jenner, Mariah Carey pawns engagement ring and former lovers lay claim to George Michael’s estate.