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The Baller Lifestyle Podcast Episode 22
Draftstravaganza recap, Donald Sterling, Michael Sam, Hot Air Balloon Tragedy, A Cappella Groups, Domino Effect Airline Vomit, and a surprise edition of FanceePop.
The Baller Lifestyle Podcast Episode 21 (Part 2)
The Baller Lifestyle Podcast Episode 21 (Part 1)
DRAFTSTRAVAGANZA: In a special two-part episode, Travis Rodgers and Jason Stewart join the guys to celebrate the NFL Draft with a draft of their own.
The Inaugural Baller Lifestyle Draftstravaganza – A Primer
The NFL Draft is pretty stupid. Correction: Football fans getting all tumescent about the NFL Draft is stupid. Trying to predict which player is drafted by which team in which order is tremendously stupid. So TheBallerLifestyle.com Podcast invited a couple of special guests to our world headquarters for our own draft of sorts. The first of the epic two-part inaugural Baller Lifestyle Draftstravaganza podcast, featuring special guests Travis Rodgers (@TravisRodgers) and Jason Stewart (@JasonStewart) will post here and on iTunes tonight.
What follows is a list of the Draftstravaganza categories. Feel free to play along.
Round One: Choose a fictional action hero to babysit your children.
Round Two: Choose a pre-Civil War politician to compete in punt, pass and kick.
Round Three: Select a professional athlete you feel has the highest likelihood of being arrested during a vice raid of gay bath houses (Jerry Rice is off the board, obvious reasons).
Round Four: Select a pornography genre.
Round Five: Pick a TV mom you’d like to have sex with.
Round Six: Choose a character from the greatest TV drama of all time, The Wire, to be your real life best friend.
Round Seven: Select the achilles tendon of a fictional athlete that you would like to personally sever.
Round Eight: Assume you are incarcerated and a riot breaks out in the yard. Your only choice for survival is with the assistance of a character from 1970s or 1980s sitcom. Who are you taking?
Round Nine: Select a game show host to compete in a fight-to-the-death tournament vs. other game show hosts.
Round Ten: Pick a fictional high school to attend.
Round 11: You have a time machine. It can only transport you to 1992. Select an individual to punch in the face.
Round 12: Select a current athlete purely on the basis of dinosaur resemblance (Chris Bosh is exempt, obvious reasons).
The Baller Lifestyle Podcast Episode 19
Stadium beer prices, MLB and NBA fights, Darren Rovell suspended by ESPN for tweets, men are better than women at relaxing and FanceePop: Lindsay Lohan, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Bryan Singer and the gay hollywood pedophile mafia.
The Baller Lifestyle Episode 18
Brian and Ed breakdown the NBA playoffs and people in need of shaming, and FanceeSauce joins the guys for another installment of FanceePop. Check it.
The Baller Lifestyle Podcast Episode 17
Brian and Ed talk about the Final Four, greasy John Calipari, the mile high club and adults who watch professional wrestling. And in FanceePop, FanceeSauce joins the boys to talk Kanye’s obsession Kim Kardashian’s ass, Taylor Swift’s stage parents, Johnny Depp’s affected persona and Lindsay Lohan’s impending meltdown.
The Baller Lifestyle Podcast Episode 16
Brian and Ed talk Final Four, proper rectal care and FanceeSauce joins the boys to discuss Zac Efron on the yayo and Lindsay Lohan’s reality show. #celebrity #sports #popculture #butts #cocaine
Remembering The Greatest Super Bowl Halftime Show Ever
The date was Janury 27, 1991. The site was Tampa Stadium. Scott Norwood was the goat. The game was between the Bills and Giants, but for some reason Warren Moon was hanging around in full uniform. Follow along as we revisit the greatest Super Bowl halftime of all time.
00:00 Serial killer glasses were a hot trend in the 80s. Brent Musburger was clearly not immune.
00:20 Small World sucks. It’s the most annoying ride at Disneyland. The only reason people go on it, and endure that horrible song, is for ten minutes of air conditioning. So clearly we need to put it on television in front of history’s biggest viewing audience.
00:36 Toddler cheerleaders jacked to the gills on Jolt Cola. Which one’s JonBenet?
1:16 Warren Moon is here in full pads. Does he think he’s playing? Never mind, he just wanted to awkwardly hold hands with Minnie Mouse. Are they dating? Is Warren Moon a furry? Why is he the only active player involved in this halftime show? Do you think super submissive Minnie caused Moon to reassess his relationship with his own wife thus leading the domestic violence incident a couple years later? Was Minnie a homewrecker? Unfortunately, the pressing questions are the ones that will never be answered.
1:30 Undertones of bestiality.
2:01 Goofy and Warren Moon with history’s most awkward high five that didn’t include Tiger Woods.
2:41 Considering that this is occurring in Florida, it’s pretty shocking that this is the first rattail we’ve seen.
2:50 Goofy and Roger Rabbit appear to be on ecstasy.
3:06 Roger Rabbit: “I feel calisthenics coming on!” Calisthenics is slang for MDMA.
4:48 Mickey Mouse, Pinocchio and a rat dressed like Friar Tuck? Ok.
5:30 A bunch of brats singing We are the World, somewhere Mike Jackson is salivating and prepping a batch of Jesus juice.
6:28 The PA announcer proudly says “And now, to honor our armed forces’ children, Coca Cola proudly presents New Kids on the Block!” Nice honor. What’s next, forcing the kids watch their conception video?
7:43 Hopefully Sha Na Na collected royalties for the New Kids gratuitous use of gold lamé.
8:02 All of the New Kids have a young boy on their lap. MJ fires his agent in a rage.
8:21 That runt didn’t earn those medals in combat.
9:02 Good luck getting this song out of your head. Speaking of that, wasn’t Walt Disney a nazi?
9:22 Everybody’s on mushrooms.
10:50 WIDE RIGHT. Scott Norwood’s miss took way too much blame that night. It was hard for the Bills to escape the stink that halftime show left behind. The K-Gun offense was never in sync that night.
11:12 Pretty shocking to see Bill Parcells suspended aloft without the assistance of an industrial crane.